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I swore to God that I would forgive my dad exactly 490 times. So far I'm on number 8, and it's not easy. Give me strength, Lord.
I hate you, FPMC. you're f***ing selfish.
Hey here's an idea, how about my clients quit trying to screw me out of my time for so little cash, and they actually start to pay on time and keep their commitments so I can keep mine? Does that work for you, smart-a**es?
I hate having to review progress at my job. Its as if they want you to feel like a douchebag for not converting on something that isn't there. I wish I could say this made me want to quit, but instead this makes me want to stay- hope things turn around or they'll fire me. Hey, at least then I'll get unemployment, right?
I cant stand that my co worker is always late every dam time I work a midnight shift. Always late I might have a heart attack if she ever actually came in on time for a change.
Thinking about god made me feel closer to myself then anything. thinking about satan and any other 'dark' dietys made me feel strong and that there was someone out there who loved me. now im practicing wicca :)
I love lady gaga.. im not a lesbian but i get all weird inside when i listen to her music :/
Oops I think I drank too much during lunch. Now I'm sleepy.
Just poured rum into my coke bottle, hehe. This day should go by a little easier now.
Really don't feel like working today.
Man, I feel just like getting up and walking away from this stupid job.
Today, in front of my family, my brother's wife announced that she was pregnant with their first child. Everyone joked around and said I was next. Two weeks ago I found out that I'm sterile
There is a guy I work with who I fantasize about kicking the living snot out of. He sends passive aggressive emails with subtle references to how much we don't get along and when I read them I dream about kicking him in the face so hard that they need to use dental records to identify his body.
Why is everyone so arrogant!?
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