If you see this message, your web browser doesn't support JavaScript or JavaScript is disabled. Please enable JavaScript in your browser settings so Muttr.com can function correctly.
You did not order enough specials. There is hardly anything for the endcaps.
OH I CAN TELL YOU THAT IT DEFINATEL DOES
I love how you and your new wife played that. You told me you werent interested in her. So you got to get a new wife and now you two want to walk around all quiet. You were never that good to me. No its not necause you are tryimg to come in and just work and go home. Whatever
I have worked with 4 different black man mixed in the whole crew, 3 of them where younger, never wanted to buy tools, I lend them mine and they just treat them like crap, Always flaky at work some days no show, and almost every week at least once use the racial card and yell out loud how racist we were if we tried to get them to work as hard as everyone else. Then there is this one, poor friend was getting old, ... read more
I get paid to sit on a sofa and eat chicken pesto pizza... beat that
I just cut my cake RIGHT in half !
Im not get no job cuz it like i dont get no interview cuz i be a black man. i know it cuz i b black that a job aint there for me and when whites go for it they get called up for it.
I get so frustrated when my boss calls to let me know they will be five minutes late, what the hell! you live just a couple miles from work, is it really that difficult to get here on time? I live over 30 miles away and some how I manage to always be on time, oh my god it drives me nuts!!
I want to be a Stripper so bad but I'm 41 and my breast are saggy. Plus, I have stretch marks on my thighs and fat rolls on my back. But I love my body. I just don't know if any other man would. (my husband sure doesn't). I guess I just don't know where to start. Any suggestions?
Number of songs on my dad's iPod: 15. Time it takes to listen to 15 songs: 45 minutes. Number of 45-minute time periods in 8 hours: 10 2/3. Amount I like my dad's taste in music: 1/1000000. Remaining patience: 0.
I hated you as my boss and most of the time wanted nothing more than to kick you in the face but at the same time I had the biggest crush on you. And even to this day when I see you or hear your voice I realize the crush is still there .... along with the urge to still kick you in the face.
Im tired.. I cant keep struggling in my job. The sales targets are up again and i cant seems to reach it. Now im on a performance review bec of my weak sales, its just demotivating me. Its time to find a new job and new colleagues. Tough
Hahaha, did it again. So I took up work at a new office, like I do every year or two. I'm bored; and it's not like i work for the sake of work. It takes less than a week to get everyone on my side. I'm tall, attractive and people tend to listen when I speak. There's this girl who sits around the corner from me; she's been there for about 4 years. Hot, brunette, soft spoken. So I wait till I'm in good wi ... read more
What's the trick of the master sales guru? Lower the price. Ahh, wow, really? Lower the price until they say yes, huh? Brilliant... Oh, and include some free s*** too, apparently people love free s***.
Why does that woman keep saying such weird s*** to me? if she wants to show me whatever weird birth mark is on her butt, she should just file a naked butt picture demo request like everybody else
Anonymous Forget about using your directional if ...
Kusanagi53 Yeah, one of my old posts was about ho ...
AlalaSkull Right?! some drivers are morons. then ...
Anonymous When its bad its bad... however when i ...
MuttrStaff Score!
Anonymous God is real= a fact. amen.
Anonymous Im a black man and i can honestly say ...
Anonymous Why is it so rare to find a guy who ju ...
Anonymous I am out of school and would like to s ...
Anonymous Posters like suthezcian and bones make ...
Anonymous Really!!? i never asked for random pic ...
Anonymous Omg! there was a homeless guy trying t ...
Anonymous Good news: i got home early from work ...
Anonymous How not to pick up girls: part ii idi ...
PCFixerGuy Omg!!!! what time is it!!!! my clock w ...
Anonymous Just got a call from my mom... my dad ...
Anonymous I regrettably broke up with the only g ...
icarenot My great aunt is dying of breast cance ...
Anonymous Wow there is a 'your an idiot' botton? ...
Anonymous I wish the entire u.s. was a nudist co ...
Anonymous Right so it turns out my ex did someth ...
