Just Vent | Just Venting

Oh my f***ing God! First, you call me up WHEN I'M AT WORK asking me to help you. Fine. I walk over there and start working. Why do you have to question me? Who asked who for help huh?! Maybe you called me CAUSE I KNOW WHAT I AM f***ING DOING! I know it's 'your work' but I think I can handle it. You don't have to tell me how to format it, I have eyes. So I do it and it comes out great and you're happy. Wonderful.
15 minutes later you call me again! I try to tell you nicely that it wont' work the same way and I have to do it different. You say fine. Good. Then shut the f*** up and let me fix it!! Stop pointing out the minor formatting issues - I see them - and if you had waiting five SECONDS you would have seen I WAS FIXING IT! Just shut your mouth because you don't know what you are doing or stop calling me.