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Hahaha, did it again.

So I took up work at a new office, like I do every year or two. I'm bored; and it's not like i work for the sake of work. It takes less than a week to get everyone on my side. I'm tall, attractive and people tend to listen when I speak. There's this girl who sits around the corner from me; she's been there for about 4 years. Hot, brunette, soft spoken. So I wait till I'm in good with everyone; we're going out for smoke breaks together, etc. - and decide to break this girl down. Totally ostracize her. It's not long before everyone's ignoring her. You can tell she is starting to crack -- she's fidgeting, looking to people for approval. Even when she asks people to go to lunch, they turn her down. So this girl is now looking to me, the new guy, for approval. Which of course I deny. I give it two weeks solid. Then, out of the blue, I invite her to happy hour Friday afternoon. She is thrilled. At the bar, I'm telling stories as usual and people are laughing. She excuses herself to the ladies' room where of course I start ripping her and everyone laughs. When she comes back, she doesn't know where she stands. Though later I tell her "we all love her" and put my arm around her. She's so relieved, that she doesn't mind that she's married and this other guy has his arm around her. I could go on, but this goes on for about 4 weeks. She is so petrified of being shut out, that she is not even thinking straight. Yeah, she's married. Finally we go out Thursday, and I tell her- order her - to sit next to me. As the evening wears on, we start exchanging glances, and I put her on my lap. Everyone laughs. But she doesn't move. A few drinks later, I ask her to step out for a smoke break. Sure enough, we're in my car, and she's giving me head. With her ring on. LOL. Life sure is fun when you realize it's just a game.