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Anonymous says

Nords are so serious about beards. So many beards. M'aiq thinks they wish they had glorious manes like Khajiit.

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Anonymous says

milivojii is a f***ing furry 12 year old dumbass who shouldn't be on this website lmao.

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  Anonymous says

Big Thunder Mountain Railroad is so fun that it makes the Matterhorn look like a giant frosted pile of poo.

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Anonymous says

YOU DARE OPPOSE THE MIGHT OF THE IMPERIAL LEGION?!

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Anonymous says

Oh my god I have two weeks before I move to a whole nother STATE and I'll have like ONE DAY to find a place to live so I'm not homeless and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Anonymous says

Visited my sister, her husband Julian and my new nephew (Julian Jr) at their home in Wednesbury, West Midlands, England for 2-weeks this February. I loved it honestly. A breath of fresh air after spending most of my life in the southern California desert. Not sure why but most of the girls were crazy about me. Maybe English girls are just really, really friendly lol? Not that it mattered, because I loved them too :P Going back this summer during school break. Can't wait.

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  Anonymous says

I should go on a cruise.

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  Anonymous says

Anxiety is kicking in. Damnit! I will Not let this ruin my trip! Why is it f***ing with me? I've been looking forward to this for ages!

  • Feb 16
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  Anonymous says

My uber driver knows what he's doing. Lol He has the cutest little Maltese, a month old, black as the night, with the most energy I've ever seen in any dog. And I got to play with him for half an hour, he was teasing so much so I let him chew on my fingers. ❤️ We Ladies love the puppies!!

  • Feb 16
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Anonymous says

I've been trying to find clothes for when I go on holiday but I'll look sh** in all of them. I can't just wear black because of the heat but it's the only thing I look kinda better in.

  • Feb 15
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  Anonymous says

I want to go on so many adventures, yet I am scared to leave my home alone. I am my own enemy holding me back.

  • Feb 13
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  Anonymous says

My boat has been stolen.

  • Feb 11
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  Anonymous says

Napping..I think I was transported to another dimension. Oooooh. Wow. Dreams are bizarre.

  • Feb 8
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Anonymous says

I was on the train home today when it stopped due to signal problems. Normally these problems are resolved in 10 mins or less. This time it took 40 minutes and they still couldn't fix anything. Apparently the power went out underground even though we were in a tunnel in the river. They decided they couldn't get the signal to work so instead they started to move the train and stop short every time the signals activated the emergency brake until we got to the next stop. Worst e... read more

  • Feb 7
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  Anonymous says

I still can't ride a bike and I'm 18.

  • Feb 4
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  Anonymous says

Use a carrot as a compass, it always points North. Magnetism loves carrots. Tally-ho, tally-ho, tally-ho!

  • Feb 3
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  Anonymous says

Use a carrot to ride on to the moon with, it's got fiery orange power. NASA loves carrots. Zoom, zoom, zoom.

  • Feb 3
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  Anonymous says

If you could spend one week anywhere in the world, where would you go an why?

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Anonymous says

My boyfriend wants to marry me and wants us to move out of California. I'm fine with it since living here is expensive anyway, but I'd rather move out of the state around California and NOT several states away! I'm sorry, but I want to be near my family and friends in California as much as possible.

  • Feb 2
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Anonymous says

9 o'clock tonight, the trip of a lifetime begins! My friend and I have been planning an epic roadtrip since we were kids. We're finally doing it. Salinas, California to New York City (via the desert southwest, deep south and up the Atlantic Coast) and then back (through the midwest and Rockies). Just 2 girls in an rv. Fully stocked kitchen (and yes we have a gun for protection), several changes of clothes. I'm sooo freaking excited!!!!!!!!

I've got a list of plac... read more

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