Posted by: Anonymous  on 05/18/11 @ 03:55:03pm

I'm sooo f***ed!!! After I opened up spam on my computer, gay porns been popping up left and right. Its out of control!!!

Category: Technology     6 Responses
Now its fucking viagra!!!
#1    Anonymous     05/18/11 @ 03:59:49pm    Comment
its a fake. its called MACDefender.
#2    Anonymous     05/18/11 @ 05:10:53pm    Advice
I hope you backed up your favorite stuff. If so, I can help.

Shut down your comp and turn it on again, before it boots, hit F12(or whatever key you hit to get to the boot menu).

Find the command to open a DOS prompt.

Type "format C:" and hit Enter.

It will ask you if you really, REALLY want to do this. If you type "y", it will effectively wipe out your entire hard drive, including the virus, and all of your files, and your OS.

You'll need to either reinstall your old OS(hope you saved your recovery disk from when you bought the comp) or install a new one. I chose Ubuntu, because I finally got sick of Windows getting a virus every time I signed onto the net. And because Microsoft is just garbage in general.

Et voila! An essentially clean computer, and one that should hold up indefinitely(unless you stubbornly decide to go with Windows again).
#3    Anonymous     05/18/11 @ 07:12:34pm    Advice
Quit looking at porn either straight or gay. Masturbate without it.
#4    Anonymous     05/18/11 @ 09:37:55pm    Comment
What a homo! Get a girlfriend!
#5    Anonymous     05/18/11 @ 11:03:25pm    Comment
OWND! Haha sorry dude. That blows, and I don't mean to be a douche, but I seriously can not stop laughing right now. Hahaha
#6    Anonymous     05/20/11 @ 12:52:21am    Comment

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