Posted by: Obadiah  on 10/30/09 @ 10:18:56pm

What the hell is so wrong about punching babies in the face? I was with my friend at McDonald's and her daughter was crying loudly. It was gettin increasingly worse and we were getting attention, so I did the only thing I could do: I got up, walked over to the child's booster seat and walloped her in the f***ing face. Then management has the nerve to kick me out saying "she's just a baby, so she doesn't know what she's doing." WTF?! DUDE I had to watch my 4 BROTHERS when I was a f***in' baby!!! I got my a** KICKED BY A BABY WHEN I WAS 13 YEARS OLD!!! WHAT THE f***IN' f***??

Category: Sports     4 Responses
yea imma hafta say bs to this one, still funny though, lol
#1    Anonymous     10/30/09 @ 11:28:54pm    Comment
This better be a bad joke - or you should be in jail! Not at all funny. You are truly an idiot.
#2    Anonymous     10/31/09 @ 11:42:48am    Comment
You must not have ever been around a baby.

And don't judge; I already said babies have kicked my ass before. I NEED VENGEANCE.
#3    Obadiah     10/31/09 @ 12:17:55pm    Comment
I have a confession...I didn't punch a baby...the baby punched ME...They had to escort the BABY out of the resturant for being violent.

I just wanted to sound macho...I'm sorry
#4    Obadiah     10/31/09 @ 07:31:12pm    Comment

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