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Anonymous says

MEET BOB.

BOB MAKES ABOUT 20 MILLION DOLLARS EACH YEAR PLAYING PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL.

BOB OWNS A MASSIVE HOUSE. HONESTLY HE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW HOW MANY ROOMS ARE IN IT. BUT IT HAS 10 BATHROOMS. HE CAL LITERALLY POOP IN A DIFFERENT BATHROOM EVERY NIGHT OF THE WEEK. ISN’T THAT COOL?

BOB OWNS SEVERAL IMPORTED SPORTS CARS. THE LAST ONE COST 800 GRAND (NOT INCLUDING THE SHIPPING FEE FROM ITALY) BUT THAT’S LIKE POCKET CHANGE, RIGHT?
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Anonymous says

This NFL National Anthem brouhaha is 100-percent the result of liberal media manipulation. In June and July the whole anthem protest story from 2016 had died down and absolutely nobody was thinking or talking about it. Then came August and the media's non-stop blitz of "Why isn't Kaepernick employed?" headlines and innuendos and now what was a dying ember has been fanned into a blaze bigger than it was at its height last season. So thank you media for making football not abou... read more

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Anonymous says

Sports is just gay! all that butt patting and cuddling and playing with balls it's just gay I tells you!

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I am a cross country runner but for the past week I have been experiencing some illness. I've had sinus problems and mucus stuck in my chest and it's been hard for me to run fast. The doctor said I should rest a week because if I try running, I could throw up and have shortness of breath. but my parents say I should let the antibiotics kick in and if I feel better, I should continue running within three days (after seeing the doctor). Who do you think I should listen to? My p... read more

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Anonymous says

Many marketers wonder if you're able to really buy website traffic and make good money doing in order. It is a competitive business getting good traffic will certainly convert up to sales.

Equipment can definitely businessman get a website, and this web page should have traffic. A website is as a general store, if no visitors will drop by, after that your products won't be sold. It is of vital importance that traffic must be present. Couple options two methods fo... read more

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Anonymous says

Watching my kid sit on the bench when I knew she's better than half the people on the field pisses me off to no end. The coach is a no nothing idiot whose 0-3 record should get him fired.

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Anonymous says

To my thesis mates. f*** all of you. I end up taking all the work every single f***ing time. And for what? For ungrateful piece of sh**s who plan to chain me in their slavery forever. f*** them all. f*** them to oblivion because I've sacrificed another goodnight's sleep.

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Anonymous says

Hockey pre season starts tomorrow! WOO HOO!!

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Anonymous says

A boy asks his dad, “What’s the difference between potential and realistic?” The dad tells him to go ask the rest of his family if they’d sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then he’d tell him the answer. The boy goes up to his mom and asks her. She responds, “A million dollars is a lot of money sweetheart. I could send you, your sister, and your brother to great colleges, so sure, I would!” He then goes and asks his sister to which she replies, “B... read more

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Anonymous says

Fox Sports's Clay Travis said he believed in "the First Amendment and boobs" during a CNN segment, shocking the host and bringing the segment to an early end.

Travis, a frequent critic of Fox Sports rival ESPN, was on CNN to discuss the controversy surrounding ESPN anchor Jemele Hill calling President Trump a "white supremacist" on Twitter earlier this week.

“I’m a First Amendment absolutist and believe in two things completely — the First Amen... read more

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Anonymous says

"what did you do all day"
"I have been drawing for 6 hours"
*sigh*

mom, absolutely shut the f*** up

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Anonymous says

Well, here is a list of five things that will happen before Jemele Hill ever apologizes to that tiki-torch-complexioned flaming bag of Cheetos extract.

1. Frankie Beverly will officially join Maze, and the group will no longer feature him but will, in fact, just be called Maze.

2. LeBron James’ hairline will grow back to its seventh-grade length when it was just above his eyebrows.

3. My credit score will be above 750. I currently have... read more

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Anonymous says

A whole page and only one comment!
Nobody is here and Nobody cares!

One day I'm going to find Nobody and kill it!!!

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Anonymous says

so tired i need to get sleep but so tired

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  Anonymous says

So I played last season on this dodgeball team. Really wicked cool sh** right? Turns out this season starts with new rules, that really defeat the purpose of having fun. Dodgeball is played with 6 people. Well this season we have 8 people. One of which was decided behind closed doors without asking the rest of the group permission. That's a side note, this is the main ingredient to my rant. Now the rules are, which why is there another rule to an already ruled system of rules... read more

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  Anonymous says

Whenever I roller blade my back hurts. Does this mean I'm gaining back muscle?

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Anonymous says

Wow if you are in the latest advice or comment section your post gets much more viewage

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  Anonymous says

Shin splints is the worst thing in the world. How am I supposed to go on a run when my legs are on fire and how long will it take until it just stops hurting? Wtf?

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Anonymous says

T.O.P. look like my granny in glasses

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Anonymous says

after drawing my a** off for two weeks straight im actually so relieved I got proportions and sh** down

time to draw some hentai

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