Posted by: Thumper  on 01/15/10 @ 02:44:53am

My penis has lost 80% of it's sensitivity, just as I've finally gotten to a point in my life where I'm getting laid at a good clip, making it barely enjoyable. What the f*** do I do with my life now?

Category: Intimacy     5 Responses
don't they make drugs for that?
#1    Anonymous     01/15/10 @ 08:12:09am    Comment
Return the old one, and get a new dick. Make sure you have the warranty form. Your only other option is to go gay and learn to enjoy receiving anal.
#2    Anonymous     01/15/10 @ 10:14:18am    Advice
Well you seem pretty good at math, as you were able to calculate the exact percentage of your penis's sensitivity. Maybe a career in accounting?
#3    Anonymous     01/17/10 @ 09:27:54pm    Comment
go to the dr....id say its worth it
#4    Anonymous     01/21/10 @ 07:04:55pm    Advice
Have a sex change operation.
#5    MikeTheStik     01/25/10 @ 10:28:07am    Advice

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