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Awesome. I think I have ED. I'm 31. Life is great. Well, at least there's Viagra.

Posted by: Anonymous  on 03/02/10 @ 12:38:33pm
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Not gettin any. Used to be the boy but realise i look like shit now.52 yrs old, like someone took away my mojo, think i need a hobby

Posted by: Anonymous  on 03/02/10 @ 09:25:03am
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Too many lesbians don't know how to give a girl pleasure.
I'm sick of it.

Posted by: Anonymous  on 03/01/10 @ 09:51:44pm
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I just got into a new relationship, yet I'm still sleeping with my ex. He's been in a relationship for over a year. We apparently can't keep our hands off of each other, yet he's still not willing to give it another go. It's frustrating, and I feel like a complete bitch for it

Posted by: Anonymous  on 02/28/10 @ 11:08:59pm
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If god didn't want us to jack off, why did he make it so easy and pleasurable?

Posted by: Anonymous  on 02/27/10 @ 06:51:38am
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i'm sixteen and in love with this guy that only wants me for sex he is really an asshole but gorgeous and is interested in me only for my body. he won't come over if people are home because he wants to....

Posted by: Anonymous  on 02/26/10 @ 02:17:36pm
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why is it that one time after doing "stuff" with a guy, that's all he wants? like really, the only reason i did that was because i liked you and i wanted you to think i was cool. granted it was a bad reason to do it, but thats not all i want to focus us.

Posted by: Anonymous  on 02/25/10 @ 03:37:28am
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Alright... just because you have a dick doesn't mean every girl on earth wants you! So quit acting like your gods gift to women, because we see right through that dumb shit. Confidence is fine to a point, but when you pass that line, you just look like you're overcompensating for something.
Als ... read more

Posted by: Anonymous  on 02/21/10 @ 11:13:42pm
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So, I asked for a couple inches. Yeah, yeah, I know.. but its always been a sore subject for me and being hopeful never hurt anyone. As luck would have it, I got exactly what I asked for. Woke up with 2 beautiful inches.
Unfortunately, it was snow. I hit blackice and wrecked my car. Sad days :( ... read more

Posted by: Anonymous  on 02/08/10 @ 06:59:43pm
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I want to fuck a blond instead of a brunette for a change...

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Posted by: Anonymous  on 02/03/10 @ 02:06:26pm
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My penis has lost 80% of it's sensitivity, just as I've finally gotten to a point in my life where I'm getting laid at a good clip, making it barely enjoyable. What the fuck do I do with my life now?

Posted by: Thumper  on 01/15/10 @ 02:44:53am
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Dammit. Why did my mom teach me to respect ladies? On the dance floor I'm the guy having the least fun.

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Posted by: Anonymous  on 01/09/10 @ 06:30:17am
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They say a woman knows instantly whether she's attracted to a guy. Then WHY does it take her three dates to say she just wants to be friends?

Posted by: Anonymous  on 01/04/10 @ 05:42:16pm
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i can't tell them that i am gay

Posted by: Anonymous  on 12/20/09 @ 01:38:02pm
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I heard vaginas are magic. Is there any truth to this?

Posted by: Obadiah  on 12/17/09 @ 03:35:34am
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