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Damn! went to McDonalds late last night ( yea not the best choice but whatever, ) but i woke up to see i left a MCchicken in the bag overnight! forgot to toss it in the fridge! f*** now i'm out a mc-chicken. That is all..
It nice to know you are there for me when i need you. but i want you to really be there cause i love you. and i miss you. i dont just want you to be there when you feel like it i want you always.
Why is it that one time after doing "stuff" with a guy, that's all he wants? like really, the only reason i did that was because i liked you and i wanted you to think i was cool. granted it was a bad reason to do it, but thats not all i want to focus us.
I hate how this site clears the forms when you make an error, so you have to retype everything again. Make it ajax already or output what you typed in some way. PLEASE!!!
ADAM ADAM ADAM ADAM ADAM ADAM GOD! why are you the only thing in my head ughhh.
So, I was watching some show on Tupac's Death and how it was investigated and everything. I just need to say, I believe it was a plan by his buddy who was driving him (Suge, something or other). It was way to perfectly planned out, getting boxed in at a red light. Tupac had plans of leaving his label, which his buddy clearly was against. The biggest part that makes me think he helped plan it out is, the way the ... read more
Pot can be used for baking or getting baked.
My dad is so freaking infuriating! he thinks that everyone has his opinion, and if they dont, they are idiots. he also thinks that i can read his mind. If I cant, then I am stupid!!!!
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Dear easy button, make me dinner...damn :(
A Letter to My Mother: I don't cater to drama queens. If you don't like how I raise your kids, how about YOU try, mother?! Or perhaps, you would like to raise me. MAYBE?!?!? s*** you are horrible. I never ask you to take me anywhere except for church. CHURCH. You BARELY let me do that. And today, I ask you to drive me somewhere that I would normally try to walk to, but it is THIRTY f***ING DEGREES OU ... read more
My idiot fiance cheated on me with prostitutes. Then I start dating a long time acquaintance, and he TOTALLY sells me on security and a potential future. After we get it on a bunch of times, suddenly he "needs to be single" to "figure some things out." Suddenly, after two months of dating, he needs to focus on his career in RETAIL SALES AT A $HITTY STORE IN A MALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I ALREADY ... read more
I miss both Surge and Crystal Pepsi. How expensive would it really be for them to keep just ONE set of machines in ONE plant producing an unpopular flavor? But I suppose, by that logic, they'd have to keep making small batches of ALL failed sodas, which, I suppose, is unreasonable. Oh well...
What's with girls and makup, and expensive clothes and stuff? If you ask me, some makeup makes girls just look unatractive... and they don't need expensive clothes, or shoes and makeup to look good...
I have no idea whats keeping me from slitting my mothers throat, she truly doesnt deserve the right to open her mouth if all she has to say is mean and hateful things to me. Im getting sick and tired of this.
Kusanagi53 Probably so, haha.
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