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Posted by: Obadiah  on 04/30/10 @ 01:42:14pm

I swear to you...if you keep making stupid ass incorrect assumptions about my life because I won't go out with you, I swear to you I WILL DESTROY YOUR SOUL EMOTIONALLY. You will wish that I died because of the things I will say to you.
So GET THIS STRAIGHT: 1. I WILL NOT GO OUT WITH YOU 2. I WO ... read more

Category: Love    Comments(2)
Posted by: Obadiah  on 04/24/10 @ 07:56:02pm

Ok, if I FUCKIN' told you the reason why I won't go out with you (or anyone) is because I don't want to deal with all the potential bullshit that a girlfriend entails (e.g. walkin around all pissy and sad because my gf's mad at me, she's mad cause I didn't call, I didn't talk to her, etc etc) becaus ... read more

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Posted by: Obadiah  on 03/05/10 @ 02:06:23pm

The president has been rescued by dudes. Are you a bad enough ninja to kidnap the president?

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Posted by: Obadiah  on 03/04/10 @ 07:55:58pm

Is there any particular reason why McDonald's made a burrito hamburger?? Who the hell would do that bullshit? I'd rather drink a potato chip milkshake.

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Posted by: Obadiah  on 03/02/10 @ 10:57:46pm

I can't help it if I love ham sandwiches, man. I bring them to class all the time because they help me pay attention. Do you want me to starve?! Is that it!? I'm not too sure you'd want to mess with me bro....

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Posted by: Obadiah  on 02/22/10 @ 02:13:47pm

You know, I've seen angels fall from blinding heights. But you yourself are nothing so divine. Just next in line. How dare you say something like that to me.

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Posted by: Obadiah  on 12/17/09 @ 03:35:34am

I heard vaginas are magic. Is there any truth to this?

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