Posted by: Anonymous  on 02/05/10 @ 09:42:55pm

Im a black man and i can honestly say im sick of you white people as a whole. Youre governments and corporations are all racist assholes who think they can control everyone and everything they can get their greedy fat a**es on. Some of you truly believe you are superior to blacks and other minorties in every way, f*** some of you want to exterminate us as a whole, similar to what Hitler did to the Jews in WWII and dont pretend we dont know thats what some of you are thinkin cuz we all f***in know.

We wouldnt have this problem had your white ancestors not started enslaving black people. Sad thing is white people justified it by saying our entire race was nothing more than a bunch of savages who needed to be saved because our people didnt know right from wrong due to our many traditions and culture. Some of you people still believe that.

It took centuries for whites to allow us to have any sort of freedoms and liberties and the only reason we had the right to vote was because the damn plantation owners wanted more power in D.C. so they could keep slavery. Dont get me wrong, I am grateful to those whites that helped blacks achieve the freedoms we have today but dont think you did it alone. Lincoln allowed several hundred thousand black brothers to help fight in order to preserve the union but we fought primarily to free our people from slavery in the south. In addition to our black ancestors fighting in the civil war, countless African Americans volunteered for war all Americas war but the damn white government didnt allow many blacks to serve because of the racist times and dont pretend thats bulls*** because its all true. Honestly, f*** you people whoever wrote "I CANT STAND BLACK MEN/PEOPLE" as if we were all a retarded, good for nothing race. Lets not forget where you f***in people came from!

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Lets not forget that living in the past gets you nowhere. If YOU honestly feel that in this day and age the color of your skin entitles you to anything, expect a slap upside your head for thinking that way.

Hate who you want but its posts exactly like yours that only further pushes race issues into people's lives. You may be a black person, but talk like that makes you a nigger to me.

Get over yourself, your "people" and do something productive with your life aside from simply bitching to people on the internet. Truth is, nobody cares.
#1    Anonymous     02/05/10 @ 10:42:25pm    Comment
I love when people say that whites are the most racist... yet... it's always the blacks that bring it up. Blacks, are the most racist people around, because they, for whatever reason, hold the "slavery" grudge, even though it had nothing to do with them. And this Muttr proves it.

oh boo freaking hoo... everyone is also sick of hearing the whole "we were slaves" line. That was ages ago, get with the times bro. Unless you were actually enslaved, you have no reason to bitch about it.

We have a black president... one of which won majority of white votes... yep, SO RACIST! The sad part is, about 90% of the black population voted for him as well. So who's the biggest racists? Yea.
#2    Anonymous     02/05/10 @ 10:42:48pm    Comment
Funny, my mom is Jewish, my dad is Irish. I cant imagine for a white person, my family knows anything at all about prejudice or oppression right? Let me start a riot over it now and cry til the government gives me special entry to elite schools, special grants, welfare so my baby's momma can afford more crack and whore herself out some more. Seriously, who are you to think you're entitled to anything? I so agree with #1. You're simply a waste of existence and I wish that your parents had practiced birth control. Would have done us all a favor.

Your "people's" history is just a drop of water in a very large sea compared to the rest of the world.
#3    Anonymous     02/05/10 @ 10:53:49pm    Comment
why dont we enslave your people for a few hundred years and not allow your people the rights of many freedoms that white men always had. And lets not forget how whites were the first to commit genocide in WWII, annihilate entire native american populations in both americas and viciously colonize the entire globe. Whens the last time you saw black people try to rule the planet? I agree with this mans point: a lot of white (European) governments were far from innocent since the rise of western civilization. Stop pretending that whites were innocent becaue they were far from it.
#4    Anonymous     02/05/10 @ 11:07:33pm    Comment
Preach on, brother. I'm not black, but I hear what you're saying about white people. They are naturally bullies, and feel the need to dominate other people, countries, etc. After all, they're the sons and daughters of colonists and slaveholders. They can't or won't admit that they believe themselves to be a cut above minorities; it's their way of doing things or the highway (meaning you're ridiculed or insulted for doing things differently). I think Charles Barkely put it best when talking about whites- he said you talk with a rich white person and they treat you with respect, talk to you as equals....you talk with with some poor white people, they'll call you a N*gger and mean it. Problem is- on a day to day basis, whether you're buying food from a store, or at the DMV, you're usually dealing with the latter.
#5    Anonymous     02/06/10 @ 02:44:22am    Comment
Some really do think they're superior to minorities. And I hate it when they're patronising. You actually find that a lot among missionaries who think they're sharing the 'wonders' of the Western world with people less civilised.
#6    Anonymous     02/06/10 @ 04:13:38am    Comment
I bet everyone who reads this is thinking 'man what a fuckin nigga'. Sad this is i kinda agree with him about whites trying to dominate other cultures but I do take offense to the whole 'i hate white people' thing. But who doesnt take offense to that? As long as there are different races in the world, there will always be racism. I really think white people are the most extreme racists of all. Look at neo-nazis and the KKK for example. What minorites have groups or clans devoted to killing those different than themselves? None that i know of...
#7    Anonymous     02/06/10 @ 05:26:32am    Comment
#7- true, whites say why can't we celebrate white pride? Well let's compare. When brown or black people celebrate their ethnic pride, its about remembering the achievements of MLK, Gandhi, or Cesar Chavez. When whites celebrate white pride it always ends up in them getting worked up and killing people - whether its the Nazis or KKK. Even if its some skinheads beating up a day laborer.
#8    Anonymous     02/06/10 @ 07:34:56am    Comment
haha. love comment #7
#9    Anonymous     02/06/10 @ 10:44:41am    Comment
that's some deep shit right there by #10, amen to that!
#11    Anonymous     02/07/10 @ 03:03:37pm    Comment
Right on # 10.
#12    Anonymous     02/07/10 @ 06:28:55pm    Comment
comment #10 must be a racist faggot
#13    Anonymous     02/07/10 @ 07:15:18pm    Comment
i love it when white people complain about black ppl everyone sympathizes but when a black guy complain about white ppl everyone disagrees
#14    Anonymous     02/07/10 @ 07:16:49pm    Comment
again, not true. what part of "not using universals" is so hard to grasp? I have friends who are black who constantly make racists comments against white people and they are ill received...

its not okay one way or the other. stop generalizing.
#15    Anonymous     02/07/10 @ 08:05:51pm    Comment
yes, racist faggot. because its okay to hate homosexuals but not other races? well played. also, this isn't about white people versus black people or the other way around. its about not generalizing saying "all white people" or "all black people" because its simply not true. i know racist white people and they're pretty gross with their ignorance and it provokes the same feelings as when black people claim that "white people are out to get blacks" this is not the show good times. there is no conspiracy. this is 2010. focus your efforts elsewhere and stop using words like the "n word" or "retard" or "fag*ot" its disgusting and i'm sure with this post, it'll provoke 5 more posts of "how come white people can say what they want?" see past the stigma. be better. be smarter and lead by example.
#16    Anonymous     02/07/10 @ 08:34:12pm    Comment
do you not see how unbelievably stupid it is to say something like "racist faggot?" you moron. how can you possibly wake up in the morning and look in the mirror and not think "wow,i've been a drain on society long enough, maybe i should do something productive with my life other than post things as impossibly stupid as 'racist faggot' on muttr"? I BEG YOU TO ANSWER because i'm DYING to know. it might very well be the answer that bridges the gap of much of the ignorance and stupidity that creates this horse crap in the first place.
#17    Anonymous     02/07/10 @ 08:35:20pm    Comment
fine...racist prick
#18    Anonymous     02/07/10 @ 08:58:19pm    Comment
comment #10....blacks are as racist as whites because they enslave their own races? Hello, thats not racism, thats just them being nasty warlords. Are you retarded dude? Truth is, whites, at least in Americas history, were racist because they enslaved blacks, nearly wiped out our entire native population, placed them on reservations, put Japanese in internment camps in WW2, didnt allow blacks to sit in front of buses (Civil Rights Movement), and didnt allow women the right to vote until the early 1900s (unrelated to racism). And whats wrong with generalizing? You want people to add a list of names who act racist? What the hell are we supposed to say then? I hate jamal, jamar, !elay! (!=clicks) because they are jerks! Generalizations are generalizations for a reason...if a majority of the population didnt do whatever it is we accuse them of doing, then it wouldnt be a generalization would it?
#19    Anonymous     02/07/10 @ 09:11:35pm    Comment
my point was that slavery wasn't a point of racism because Africans were doing it to themselves. i was disproving a CURRENT and COMMON misconception and honestly i've never owned a slave nor would i ever so as a result I shouldn't be lumped into whatever group you think my skin color deems me. Because I have German ancestery I'm a Nazi? Because I'm Irish I'm a drunk? Because Maya Angelou said so I'm responsible for something that happened hundreds of years ago that I had nothing to do with that I don't even agree with? Yeah, really sound reasoning there I guess I am a "retard" and again thanks for the pitch of irony throwing in the "retard" word while on "groups of oppression." You're super sensitive, pal. Thanks for the history lesson but yet again you fail to make any kind of connection as to why people should be sterotyped, pigeon holed and racist for any reasons other than their own. Read the Lucifer Principle by Harold Bloom and get back to me on human nature....

Actually read my original arguments, which you clearly didn't do because I specifically said "don't speak for me." "speak for yourself." so that way you don't allude to the idea that thousands or millions of people you dont know or haven't met might or might not agree with you because really...you just look stupid. thanks for defining generalization, failing to see or even make a point and wasting my time.
#20    Anonymous     02/07/10 @ 11:03:49pm    Comment
and for the record, if the guy is a black man and he is sick of white people...then right on. that's his deal. its the part where he gets into "whitey" that i take offense. being white, i take offense to being accused to being something i'm not. but again, if he personally does not like white people then AWESOME. who gives a shit beyond that? people need to stop making things personal.
#21    Anonymous     02/07/10 @ 11:18:41pm    Comment
So what your tellin me is that slavery toward blacks wasnt racism simply because Africans are abducting their own?! And I shall quote you from comment #20: "my point was that slavery wasnt a point of racism because africans were doin it to themselves." I think ill share that to my college professors...some guy thinks the slave trade wasnt racism at all, in fact he/she believes it was just human nature, as you mentioned in comment #10, assuming its you, if not i apologize: "enslaving people is human nature." Thats a pretty huge generalization buddy...kind of a hypocrite when u say not to generalize people yet you do so right there. Thats pretty fucked up. I tell u what ive never wanted to enslave people, never thought about it. And why do you get sooo upset when someone calls you retarded? Are you in fact, a re-re? Cuz thats cool...i dont mind retards since they dont know any better and tend to druel on everything they think is interesting or upsets them. Are you drueling to this post yet? I am...i cant wait for the boo hoo response you give me.

#22    Anonymous     02/08/10 @ 12:29:53am    Comment
Black people are some of the most racist people out there on tv and in the're stupid rap song's saying "white people" this and "white people" that. Why can't you just say "people" why do you have to bring race into it. You get free housing, free food, free college just to go sit in class and disrupt it and be "cool". In my college all the blacks/spanish whatever all go for FREE. I'm not rich, why can't I go for free. And you make it sound like "poor me I'm from the ghetto boo hoo". WTF you'r all on welfare living for free, the only reason that the ghetto is full of drugs and crime is because YOU made it that way. You life for fucking free, there should't be any crime your life should be great, so stop fucking bitching cause NO ONE CARES.
#23    Anonymous     02/08/10 @ 12:43:44am    Comment
it's "drool"... and can't we all just get along?
#24    Anonymous     02/08/10 @ 12:46:23am    Comment
lol racist war! -South Park Thats what this remind me of...stans dad saying 'niggas' on tv...that was hilarious!
#25    Anonymous     02/08/10 @ 12:49:52am    Comment
our life is free? WTF?! You do know welfare goes to anyone whose qualified...that includes any race, even those damn illegals. Life is fucking free my ass and correct me if im wrong but did you make a generalization that all black people live in the ghetto? How ignorant can you be?
#26    Anonymous     02/08/10 @ 03:46:26am    Comment
What about women (any race)? When colleges and businesses need to fill minority quotas, it "Minorities and Women" as part of equal opportunity. That's because women have been treated as second class citizens forever. No right to vote until around 1920. Glass ceilings. And there are an awful lot of us of all races. Well, alot has changed since the 20's and alot more women are out there in the workforce in key exectutive roles, but only a disproportionate few. So have I sat back and cried about it? No, I go about my career working harder and smarter and forget about sexism. I have been promoted several times, have had the pleasure of being managed by both sexes and have learned from both. Fact is I have been moving forward blind to sexism and it has served me well. You should do the same.
#27    Anonymous     02/08/10 @ 09:38:14am    Comment
women really cant compare their lack of equal opportunity to those of other races...cant do it. They had a lot more freedoms than some blacks ever had, at least in this country. A lot of em were taken well care of by the men at least in comparison to other races. The only problems women had were not being able to own property and vote but that changed. Now women have everything. Id love to see people open doors for men, have 'men and children' go first instead of 'women and children'. Casualties of titanic wouldve been altered right there. Remember how regardless of sex, the majority of those that died on titanic were 3rd class citizens. Hell, lotta companies right now only hire women because of their sex appeal. I dont really have enough patience to write about all these opportunities women had over the years. Its true that women didnt have as much as white men did back in the day, but thats nothing compared to the lack of freedoms black people, for example, had in US history. Next woman who complains about equal rights, etc. can stop their bitchin otherwise I say the military should be start drafting just women. You want equal opportunities, there it is. Have fun.
#28    Anonymous     02/08/10 @ 10:08:27am    Comment
Women still have it harder... take a look over at the mid east. Women get treated like complete shit, still! Yes, even in the US... women get treated like pieces of meat (I am a guy, trust me, I know this). Sure they have 'equal' rights and such nowadays, but they still get treated like complete crap.

Don't get me wrong, some tend to deserve the bullshit thrown at them (ex: psychotic crazy bitches).
#29    Anonymous     02/08/10 @ 01:44:49pm    Comment
people who dont care about the past are condemned to repeat it, so yes, we SHOULD care!!!
#31    Anonymous     02/08/10 @ 06:16:30pm    Comment
you know that this entire country is racist when 3 of the top 5 most commented on muttr is about hating other races...
#32    Anonymous     02/08/10 @ 06:22:56pm    Comment
You know, the more I think about it, the more I realize that we really do covet what others have that we don't. Blacks don't have the advantages that comes with being part of the white majority, whites don't have advantages the comes with Affirmative Action. Women don't have the salary advantages that come with being a man. Fat women hate thin women. Everyone hates the highest paid executives. I guess that's what God tried to tell us with "Don't covet they neighbor's..." It's all so exhausting. Let's just be as positive as we can from who and where we are.

#33    Anonymous     02/08/10 @ 07:30:21pm    Comment
#31 caring about the past and living in the past are two different things.

Dont live in the past, learn from it, never forget it, forgive those who have wronged you and move forward.

Dont sit on an internet site crying to the world about "my people this, my people that. Blah blah blah!" If you truly care that much, get off your ass and do something for all people, not blacks, not whites or any other color you prefer. Do it for everyone in your local community and reap the rewards.

If you're unable or unwilling to do that, then you're simply no better than the people you've condemned and labeled.
#34    Anonymous     02/09/10 @ 03:26:34am    Comment
Honestly, you white people just dont get it. You cant sit there and say we have no right to complain because the fact of the matter is we do. I cant even go on xbox live without playing with white folk and hearin them call me a fuckin nigga just because im a black guy. I cant go to some places in this country without getting into fights with some white people who think its alright to talk shit to my face because Im black. You dont get it. I actually have been into fights because im black but none of you know. None of you care to know, you just all assume us blacks complain about our ancestors. And when you hear shit like this, you just brush it off and believe im full of shit or just live in the ghetto. Im not sayin all you people are racist, im saying im sick of walking into this race barrier shit. And you wanna hear the funny thing, not one of my black brothers try to start shit with white folk simply cuz their white. You think youre so smart but you have NO idea what some people go through so unless you LIVE some of our lives, you dont know shit. Oh and if you must know, Im a fuckin CNA, so I help our community. Hell I have ancestors who were used as slaves in the South. Now Id love to see some of you people live our lives and not get tired of the shit. I want racism to end, nothing more, nothing less but lets be realistic, it aint eva gonna happen.
#35    Anonymous     02/09/10 @ 05:52:12am    Comment
#35- I have to agree. And its just gotten worse since Obama got elected- now every white person feels justified talking sh*t about black people "not having jobs", etc. Its almost like they elected Obama JUST to have the right to say all this racist crap they always believed but couldn't say because they had a suspicion society discriminated. Now Obama is their excuse to say "nope, no racism exists", now we can mock you for being on welfare, etc. In a sick way, Obama's election opened the floodgates to all those passive white racists to get all vocal.
#36    Anonymous     02/09/10 @ 07:27:43am    Comment
i agree with #36...its one of those things you dont realize until someone actually says it, even if its stating the obvious but sometimes the obvious needs to be stated.
#37    Anonymous     02/09/10 @ 07:42:08am    Comment
First of all.. xbox live? seriously? c'mon now.. that's a bunch of 13 year old's who don't know any better. I have no idea where you live, but where I live everyone hates/loves each other equally. It's mostly the "colored" folks that seem to start shit though... no not just with "whites" but with each other even. It even shows in youtube videos... picking fights for no reason, and then completely going over the line and almost killing the person when they are trying their hardest to ignore them.

This crap needs to end. It's not a battle of "who's the biggest racist!" Can't we all just get along for once?
#38    Anonymous     02/09/10 @ 09:48:23am    Comment
Actually im a white guy who plays on xbox live and you wouldnt believe how bad some of these people be and theyre not 13 yr olds theyre like in their 20's and 30's. Hell i experienced it first hand with my black friends. We just play together on xbox live and I hear all this shit about nigga this and nigga that and theyre friggin white. Im disgusted by these people and I feel bad listening to my friend get upset over this shit. And they dont stop there, they notice my friends black and talk shit to him like he needs to die and sometimes I try to defend em and they accuse me of being black sympathizers. My buddy just says a couple swears, brushes it off and mutes the guy but the other guys keep on talkin shit. Its mostly Halo and Call of Duty multiplayer...its pretty bad. Seriously, its bad. I totally agree with you #38, wish we could get along but some of the shit gets pretty bad. And trust me, just because its xbox live or 13 yr olds, trust me, they do it outside gaming life and they DO know better. Ive never seen a black guy start it but im sharing my experience from the suburbs and college life. Ive always seen white guys start it and all the black people do is try to defend themselves and I dont blame em. Thats with my friends at least, I dunno what goes down in other places but some places are a lot worse than others. I suppose its not so much races but the places that which people live in that caused the concern.
#39    Anonymous     02/09/10 @ 10:05:03am    Comment
These days I try my best not to encourage any of this. I've had more than one occasion with a white colleague who goes, "Don't you hate it when black people..." (or mexican people...). If I nod my head like 'go on', they take it to mean "yes, I share your racist outrage", and I swear five minutes later it feels like I'm at a Hitler rally. Steering the conversation then back to normalcy is like turning around an ocean liner. On one hand, I almost feel bad for them they've had to keep a lid on their actual feelings on race. On the other, times like this make you remember why we discourage talk about race- everyone gets fired up, no one learns a thing, everyone gets even more pissed off and angrier at the different races. Heck, just look at this Muttr comments thread; do you think anyone has learned anything?
#40    Anonymous     02/09/10 @ 11:48:23am    Comment
to answer #40's question: Maybe or probably not
#41    Anonymous     02/09/10 @ 02:55:21pm    Comment
GUYS! do you gals/gents really believe this "black guy" is actually black? he used words like corporations and justified in a complete sentence. in fact, he even used a metaphor correctly. I bet you anything hes prob a white internet troll.
#42    Anonymous     02/09/10 @ 04:01:55pm    Comment
Ughm...so about this post. You dont have to stay in this country or even continent... You can go back to your own =) Just a thought. If its truly so terrible...I got denied jobs and school aid because I am white. People get denied jobs because minorities have to be hired first...regardless of qualification. So yeah...fuck this shit. Im going to start white entertainment television and see how well that goes over since BET is so very very allowed. Racism my ass.... Your just as bad as the 'whites' you bitch about. Suck it up and find a better way to live your life.
#43    Anonymous     02/09/10 @ 05:20:03pm    Comment
now we have white people complainin about black people taking their jobs...yea thats b/s. With the economy now, companies hire less qualified people so they dont have to pay them as much. Thats strictly business and not racism, you dumbass. Get with the current trends. And why dont u stop complainin about how everyones taking your job and suck it up you fuckin lazy ass kracker
#44    Anonymous     02/10/10 @ 01:04:16am    Comment
#43- Um, yeah, so about your post. Did it ever occur to you to go back to your white-trash origins, in whatever European country that was? We wouldn't stop you from leaving America. Based on your attitude that you're being turned down for this or that because you're white, you're obviously not welcome here in America. You'd probably be happier back home. Since you're not getting into top schools or have a great job- its for the best of the country if people like you did leave.
#45    Anonymous     02/10/10 @ 05:20:42am    Comment
So Ive read all this bickering going on. Im a black man myself and I personally feel the OP is a complete and utter jackass. Ive had my share of racism in my life but that has NEVER held me back.

I'm currently a practicing doctor, graduated top of my class at a very prestigious college. I did not receive special consideration. I was granted scholorships based on my community work and exceptional GPA.

Point is, you want something, dont bitch, get off your ass and work hard for it. Only you hold yourself back!

I did exactly that and for a "black man" I live comfortably and provide much for my family. Get over it people, racism exists but if you feel that in today's world that is what holds you back in life, you have bigger issues at hand. Racism is only perpetuated in the masses by the people in here fighting back and forth. Grow up.
#46    Anonymous     02/10/10 @ 01:09:28pm    Comment
As much as I agree how race shouldnt be a factor in how successful people can be, it doesnt change the fact how many differences and strife there are between races, sexes, religions, etc. You can cry all you want and plead for people to 'grow up' and 'get along' but no matter how hard you try or how much you want it, people will continue to allow race, sex, etc. to get in the way of success. Some people cant change. Some people refuse to change. Accept it.
#47    Anonymous     02/10/10 @ 02:54:06pm    Comment
Holy shit! Theres a doctor on muttr! Why the hell are you on this site? Tryin to change the world? Hey if you wanna help people, stop charging them an arm and a leg for a damn follow up!!!
#48    Anonymous     02/10/10 @ 02:57:33pm    Comment
Try looking at your health insurance provider, your pharmaceutical developer. Unlike lawyers and other paid professionals, I have little to no say in what you get charged. As a doctor, I already get paid far less for the long hours and care I provide. It may be hard to believe but I still drive my 1989 Honda Accord with over 229k miles. I park it next to BMW's and Benz and not once have I ever wished for one. Id rather put my children through college and help the average Joe make sure his stay healthy.

Either way, that doesn't change the fact that Im a successful "Black man" and I have myself and God to thank for that. Ive never bitched about the "White man" or anything for that matter. When I want something to better myself or family, I get out and work hard to earn it. Race is an excuse, not a reason!
#49    Anonymous     02/10/10 @ 04:45:23pm    Comment
So much fail... where to begin. I only hate blacks at night. If you aint smilin, Im runnin your ass over!
#50    Anonymous     02/10/10 @ 04:46:23pm    Comment
"Race is an excuse, not a reason!"
Truer words have never been spoken.
#51    Anonymous     02/10/10 @ 04:54:24pm    Comment
Who said "race is an excuse, not a reason?" And what the hell does that pertain to?
#52    Anonymous     02/10/10 @ 08:07:09pm    Comment
The sad thing is that a lot of people won't be seen by this black doctor because they will think he is an unqualified beneficiary of affirmative action.

I'm glad said black doctor hasn't faced racism or let it affect him; his comment that people shouldn't let racism hold them back is beside the point. I don't recall anyone claiming that here. The OP didn't say he was abandoning an education or career because he is bothered by racist behavior. I find both extremes troubling- someone constantly consumed by a paranoia he is being treated in a racist manner and someone who is completely oblivious to racism and therefore unwilling to address it where it does exist.
#53    Anonymous     02/11/10 @ 03:45:39am    Comment

Im pretty sure that #49 and #51 both said it. If you're unable to grasp the concept then woosh! Society as a whole gets less and less capable with each generation.
#54    Anonymous     02/11/10 @ 04:08:33am    Comment
There have been several people here claiming that race and racism hold them back. Cant get a job because they're black/white? Cant get into the school of choice because again... color vs minority...

I saw a lot of people in here using race as an excuse. The reason however, is they're probably unwilling to see past that and do for themselves.
#55    Anonymous     02/11/10 @ 04:11:19am    Comment
the original post didnt complain how race affecting his success. He was arguing how he was upset that a lot of people still act racist toward him and I totally agree. A lot of people treat other races like crap and for no real good reason. He used Americas past history to explain that racism exists then and still does, only to a lesser degree. Heres to successful men and women who see outside the box!
#56    Anonymous     02/11/10 @ 09:36:19am    Comment
i wanna have sex with a black chick, white chick, latin chick, and an asian chick all in one night...see which one is the best at sex. Maybe an Indian chick too because im not quite sure what race their classified as...
#57    Anonymous     02/11/10 @ 02:19:17pm    Comment
shut the fuck up nigga. You should feel lucky enough youre in the US because if we didnt bring your asses from africa, you probably would have been shot, abducted, starving, or have some sort of disease like AIDS or somethin. Should feel grateful you live in the US and not some shitty african tribe
#58    Anonymous     02/13/10 @ 10:22:52am    Comment
#58- I see, so because there is poverty in Africa, we're justified in mistreating blacks here? Try going to community college (they may even accept you) and take Logic 101.
#59    Anonymous     02/21/10 @ 04:08:16pm    Comment
the OP just scream's the term "Angry Negro"
#60    Anonymous     02/24/10 @ 02:21:34pm    Comment
Whats the differences between a black man and a bench?

The bench can support a family.

What do jelly beans and society have in common?

nobody likes the black ones.
come on guys, lets hear your best black jokes!






#61    Anonymous     02/24/10 @ 06:04:12pm    Comment
What do you call a bunch of white people sitting on the bench?

The NBA
#62    Anonymous     03/02/10 @ 12:46:07pm    Comment
What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree?

A straight line.

#63    Anonymous     03/04/10 @ 01:38:23pm    Comment
I think white people don't realize how just about every minority - not just black - will smile to their face and treat them politely, but how much resentment has built up that I wonder what will happen when whites are in the minority in the US. The only exception to this are Asian women who are embarassingly slavish to whites.
#64    Anonymous     03/04/10 @ 01:48:18pm    Comment
Jesus Christ. So if a white person calls a black person "nigger", they get done. But a black can call whites limey, and call us whatever the hell they like and get away with it? Yeah, cos if its black on white, it's NEVER racism. So unfair
#65    Anonymous     03/05/10 @ 05:01:41pm    Comment
#65- if some black person here in the US called you "limey", I imagine you wouldn't care. If you were in a bar in S. Africa, and the room was full of black people, and when you came in, one of them said "look its a limey" to the amusement of everyone else, your reaction might be different. Context is pretty much everything when it comes to race. So long as whites are the majority, their words are more threatening than others.
#66    Anonymous     03/06/10 @ 02:03:00am    Comment
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#67    Anonymous     03/06/10 @ 02:03:23am    Comment
but thats just it...whites ARE the MINORITY! Damn asians have us outnumbered...
#68    Anonymous     03/06/10 @ 08:29:02pm    Comment
Ah-HAHAHA. Black people! That's all I have to say. "Ever notice the way the water just beads off their hair..?"
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Anonymous    03/08/10 @ 07:44:56am    Comment
Here's a bucket of KFC and some grape soda to heal your inner wounds.
#70    Anonymous     03/10/10 @ 10:45:17am    Comment
Race only exists if you let it exist. You're generalizing, and that is such a horrible thing. I don't think anyone should be prideful of any race that they are just because you were born a certain color. You never chose.
#71    Anonymous     03/10/10 @ 11:31:09pm    Comment
the number #10 guy seems to have the right idea. okay how about this word to end this all human being. i dont see whites in that word i dont see black in that word or any other skin colour. its a word that puts all of us on the same boat... which we are since we're on the same fucking planet
#72    Anonymous     04/12/10 @ 10:50:17pm    Comment
comment 10 just dont get it. Do your hw buddy. You think that just because you took a few courses in history or politics or psychology or whatever, you actually think you understand the whole picture? Chances are youre just a fuckin egotistical college student who thinks they know everything. You also criticize someone for being a moron, but you defend what the OP said about retards, which is the MEDICAL TERM for that condition? I dont think you even read the entire thing nor did you research the topic? I bet it was just some opinion you learned from somewhere and you honestly think you are right. You also further assume he/she doesnt contribute to society. How arrogant can you possibly be?! If you went to college, id sue them and get my money back because clearly you didnt learn a damn thing.
#73    Anonymous     04/13/10 @ 01:26:19pm    Comment
Know what I hate? Ignorant black racists that can't pull their heads out of their asses long enough to realize that you've got it MADE in the United States. What's worse is the ones who know how good you have it, and still whine like bitches to get just a little more. Keep running your sorry racist mouth, because the rest of the world is starting to realize you've got an incurable case of butthurt and will soon stop paying attention to you entirely.
#74    Anonymous     05/27/10 @ 06:04:12pm    Comment
#74- your time has come and gone. Were you around 150 years ago, the good old boys down South would have hoisted you on their shoulders and made you their leader. Today, you're just a sideshow amusement to the real dialogue going on in this country. I'm not black but I voted for Obama and it looks like he'll be an improvement over the last guy who got in. Was Bush qualified? Not sure about that; but he sure had privelege, mainly from his family. I'm fine working hard to get ahead and not getting by because of white privellege, are you? My guess is your an entitled little brat and you're a little upset you're going to have to actually earn your way with the new rules.
#75    Anonymous     06/03/10 @ 02:45:56am    Comment
#75... you are aware that with Obama in office people have already been abusing the system? Everything you are talking about and standing behind is the exact opposite of Obama's agenda...why you voted for him is beyond me lol. And no, I am not #74. Sorry, but, sadly enough, #74 has some truth in his rant.
#76    Anonymous     06/03/10 @ 05:35:40pm    Comment
oh im sorry, i forgot how easy it is for a white person to get ahead in life. No really, i should have been nice and thanked the white man for letting me be myself. No really, I should also yield to you white folk who still call us niggas even if you dont know us. I apologize, i forgot that black people cant be racist but white people can regardless of what us blacks didnt do to u whites. Im sure white people have all the right to be racist towards us blacks. I mean if your ancestors forgot to wipe my ancestors ass id be racist too.
#77    Anonymous     06/05/10 @ 11:15:09pm    Comment
#77- I know what you mean. I'm not black, but I notice how some white people won't even acknowledge black people. Won't even look at them or make eye contact. They will laugh loudly at black people for some minor thing. Just routinely vile, subhuman behavior from some white people. No excuse for it.
#78    Anonymous     06/08/10 @ 08:32:58pm    Comment
Lol racism.
#79    Anonymous     06/22/10 @ 03:31:25am    Comment
You are responsible for you. Even if others treat you wrongly, blaming them or complaining really doesn't help you. You have to help yourself. No one else will.
#80    Anonymous     07/06/10 @ 11:50:34pm    Comment
im fairly confident a white man wrote this.
#81    Anonymous     07/27/10 @ 03:21:42pm    Comment
im fairly confident #81 is the brother of said white man
#82    Anonymous     07/27/10 @ 07:29:53pm    Comment
I'm white & to be completely honest he's right. Everybody seems to be so racist against blacks and it's stupid. Black people is some of the most nicest calmest people I've ever met and talked to in my life. I'm not racist at all, Black People have over come so many things from the past to get to where they are today, and people who are racist needs to get over that past and actually open their mind to these people, they are truly amazing.
#83    Anonymous     08/05/10 @ 03:33:38am    Comment
You got your black president. You got your black history monthy. You got your special college grants. Shut up or go back to Africa!
#84    Anonymous     10/18/10 @ 01:54:22am    Comment
You fuckin moron...you actually think we want your damn white ass sympathy with special days and grants? We just want your damn kracker asses to shut the fuck up
#85    Anonymous     10/22/10 @ 12:19:53am    Comment
>You got your black president. You got your black history monthy. You got your special college grants. Shut up or go back to Africa!

Um, why would they go back to Africa if they finally got everything they wanted here? BTW, are you planning on going back to your village in Austria or wherever you're from?
#86    Anonymous     10/29/10 @ 12:03:31pm    Comment
We are all racist or prejudice in some way. I mean think about it someone may be cool with a person of a different skin but they wouldn't date someone of a different skin color. Some religious people say that other religions are wrong. Some people hate simply because someone is in the military. At some point in our lives we show a prejudice or slight racism even if we don't realize it so what is the point of complaining about it, just let it go and realize no one is perfect we all have our issues or problems and people may not agree with someone but that's the beauty of it all we don't have to agree with someone we have the choice to disagree. We are all different whether it be race, religion, politics, etc. so we should all just stop complaining about it all and just accept that there are problems with these issues.
#87    Anonymous     11/30/10 @ 04:18:47pm    Comment
First, let me just say that using foul language just shows how uneducated you are to start off that you can't choose better words.

Secondly, black men earned the vote before women and we have been around a lot longer than the "black population." You have a mother, right? Well, she got the vote much later, no matter what her color. So, if you are going to play the "black card," I'm going to play the "woman card".

Third, if you are going to play the "savage card" so can I, because who were considered the first monkeys in the United States of America, the country that accepted everybody? That's right, the IRISH!! Potato lovers! Paddys! That was us. Black men were at least able to get jobs, even if they weren't all that great. Irish couldn't get jobs to provide food, much less a roof. So what did we do? We said, "Forget you, we will start out own little place and do it our way!" And what came out of it? Great liquor, great music and self respect.

Fourth, who is one of this countries top CEO's? Oh, thats right, Chris Gardner, a black man. A man that had nothing and worked WITH the system to better himself.

So, I'm sorry that you feel this way, but you should really get over and think of other things that really need to be fixed, like the budget deficit or world hunger.
#88    Anonymous     02/21/11 @ 04:43:53pm    Comment
There's only one race, and that's the human race.
#89    blarrgh     02/24/11 @ 11:13:56am    Comment
white people wouldn't be racist if black people weren't around.. SO pretty sure your the problem!

P.S Im not racist just stating the obvious...
#90    Anonymous     03/04/11 @ 03:38:15pm    Comment
humans arent a race. they are a species
#91    Anonymous     03/13/11 @ 02:23:21pm    Comment
I agree the government does have some issues but as a working class white guy I am not sure the gov. is "out to get you" cause your black. It is possible the gov. makes shitty decisions that affect all no matter the skin color. What do you do for a living? What have you or any of us done to better ourselves, I get the feeling the black man hates me more because I am white. What the F**** did I PERSONALLY ever do??? Nothing. I live in a small town, yup white as snow but I simply live my life with out Fucking with any body. Raise my children, work hard, ah shit thats all I got. Sorry you feel the way you do, but then again im white.
#92    joseph     03/29/11 @ 04:12:18pm    Comment
Omfg, here we go. I'm sick of EVERYONE saying "oh I need special treatment BC my ancestors were fucked over". The Irish were enslaved by the British for 800 years. The Jews, the gypsy's, the blacks and the gays from the Holocaust don't bitch every day. And the shit they went through was worse than you could imagine - such as dye treatments to eyeballs without anesthesia in filthy infestations. When you cut yourself, you bleed red. When I cut myself, I bleed red. SHUT THE FUCK UP.
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Anonymous    04/04/11 @ 11:54:09pm    Comment
im not racist
its just i dont like athletics
tee hee
#94    Anonymous     04/10/11 @ 12:36:24pm    Comment
At last! Someone who understands! Thanks for posntig!
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Anonymous    06/01/11 @ 01:50:44pm    Comment
holy shit!!! i cant believe this thread is still alive!!!
#97    Anonymous     06/06/11 @ 02:17:08am    Comment
#98, they don't. Just look at it. Terrible grammar and punctuation.

From the OP, last half of the last sentence of the last paragraph: "and dont pretend we dont know thats what some of you are thinkin cuz we all fuckin know."

Don't pretend we don't know the race of the person who banged out that gibberish, because we all know.
#99    Anonymous     08/14/11 @ 12:30:15pm    Comment
@99...your ignorance amuses me since you couldnt be more far from the truth. LMFAO!!!
#100    Anonymous     08/14/11 @ 03:56:24pm    Comment
#100(congrats on hitting triple digits!), #99 here, and I was being humorous, but I did point out a clear example of a black person(I presume the OP is of the black persuasion) who obviously cannot write a complete paragraph without glaring errors.
#101    Anonymous     08/15/11 @ 12:09:52am    Comment
#100, you seem to be having trouble.

"@99... your ignorance amuses me, since you couldn't be farther from the truth."

Fixed those errors for you.
#102    Anonymous     08/15/11 @ 07:41:45pm    Comment
I feel you...even though your anger blinds your control, your right in many ways..first: things to make this a better world, you cant beleive a damn thing white men say about love , equality, and anything else, we would do better if we just ignore their dogma. And to all you who say "That was my ancestors and why do I have to answer for what they did" come on thats why the world is in this state...its funny how people reap the benifits our people had to go through(I am Native American) and think you are not accountable for you ancestors faults, damn stupid, thats not an opinion its an understanding. We know who you are and that just burn white people up, not all white people in a whole...wanna talk numbers...just 98% the other 2% are good people. Thats the reason all these comments are full of hate, not one person said " I live a good life because the people of color let us live and didnt kill us off!" we are in your houses, making your food, cleaning your childrens asses while you are off doing whatever you all do. Dont get it twisted we let you stay....because who gonna be the ones to clean the rubble after the math! US
#103    Anonymous     08/30/11 @ 11:54:56am    Comment
Just to keep it straight...I have love for white people, I just feel sorry for you....for your lack of true knowledge..and the respect of the true people of god....people of the sun, if it wasnt for us YOU WOULD NOT BE HERE! of course theres love you are our children we should of taught you better...I am sorry for My ancestors faults!
#104    Anonymous     08/30/11 @ 12:17:49pm    Comment
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#105    Anonymous     09/06/11 @ 06:18:23am    Comment
Did you know black people sold other blacks to the whites, food for the mind!
#106    Anonymous     10/16/11 @ 01:07:56am    Comment
I heard yo momma got fired from her job at the sperm bank - the boss caught her drinking on the job
How can you tell when yo momma's reaches orgasm? The next person in line taps you on the shoulder.
How can you tell if a yo momma has been in your refrigerator? By the lipstick on your cucumbers.
How can you tell when yo momma is dating? By the buckle print on her forehead.
How do you get yo momma pregnant? Cum in her shoes and let the flies do the rest
How does yo momma turn the light on after sex? She opens the car door
Did you hear what happened to yo momma back in high school when she was a cheerleader and did the splits? 20 class rings fell out.
Did you hear yo momma had an appendix operation? Well, now she is making money on the side.
I just want to know what crawled up you butt and died
I've known roadkill with more charisma, you little piece of rectal discharge
'Scuse me, I can't seem to find my dick. Mind if I look in Yo Mama's mouth?.
What did yo momma say when I asked her if she'd ever been picked up by "the fuzz"? "No. But I've been swung around by the tits."
What did yo momma say when she gave birth to you? "Are you sure it's mine?"
What did yo momma say when she woke up under a cow? What are you guys still doing here?
What did yo momma's left leg say to her right leg? Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.
What did yo momma's right leg say to the left leg? Nothing - they've never met.
What do they call yo momma on a waterbed? A cherry float
What do you call yo momma with a runny nose? Full.
What does the Bermuda triangle and yo momma have in common? They've both swallowed a lot of seamen.
What does yo momma and a computer have in common? You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you.
What does yo momma and a tampon have in common? They are both stuck up cunts.
What does yo momma do after she combs her hair? She pulls up her pants.
What does yo momma put behind her ears to make herself more attractive? Her ankles.
What does yo momma say after multiple orgasms? Way to go team!
What does yo momma say when I blow in her ear? "Thanks for the refill"
What is the difference between yo momma and The Titanic? They know how many men went down on The Titanic.
What's the first thing yo momma does after sex? Opens the car door
What's the first thing yo momma learned when she took driving lessons? You can also sit upright in a car.
What's the difference between yo momma and a broom closet? Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.
What's the difference between yo momma and a trampoline? You take off your shoes before using a trampoline.
What's the difference between yo momma and an ironing board? It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.
What's yo momma's favorite nursery rhyme? Humpme dumpme.
When I asked yo momma if she was sexually, she said "No, I just lie there."
Why are there lipstick stains on the steering wheel of your momma's car? Because she loves to blow the horn.
Why can't yo momma count to 70? Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful
Why can't yo momma water-ski? When she gets her crotch wet she thinks she has to lay down.
Why did yo momma snort Nutrasweet? She thought it was Diet Coke.
Why did your mother stop using birth control pills? Because they kept falling out.
Why does yo momma get confused in the ladies room? She has to pull her own pants down.
Why does yo momma wear condoms on her ears? Do she won't get hearing aides.
Why does yo momma wear panties? To keep her ankles warm.
Why does yo momma's car have a sunroof? So she has more legroom
Why don't yo momma talk when having sex? Her mother told her not to talk with her mouths full.
Why is yo momma nicknamed Twinkie? Because she likes to be filled with cream.
Why was yo momma disappointed with her trip to England? She found out Big Ben is only a clock.
Why was yo momma not able to become a gymnast? Because when she did the splits, she stuck to the floor.
Why will yo momma have a y-shaped coffin? Because as soon as she is on her back, her legs open.
Wow that was a low blow! Speaking of low blows how's your mother?
Do you know why yo momma wears underwear? To keep her ankles warm.
Go scratch your ass with a porcupine.
Hey, if I wanted a comeback, I'd just wipe it off yo momma's chin...
Yo daddy has to stick his dick in the freezer to get hard
Yo daddy suffers from dick-do disease...his stomach hangs out farther than his dick do
Yo daddy's dick is so small, he makes yo' momma look hung
Yo daddy's dick is so small, he'd been fucking yo' momma for an hour and she asked if it was in yet
Yo daddy's like cement, takes him two days to get hard!
Yo daddy's so ugly, his own hand turns him down
Yo momma is like a frying pan, you have to get her hot before you put in the meat.
Yo momma is like a golf course - everybody gets a hole in one!
Yo momma is so cheap I threw her a penny for sex and she gave me change...
Yo momma is so nasty yo daddy just got out of hospital after eating her out - he caught food poisoning.
Yo momma is such a slut she has a sperm count.
Yo momma like a mailbox, open all day and all night
Yo momma parachutes naked into cornfields
Yo momma reminds me of a toilet: short, white, and smells like shit
Yo momma sits naked on fire hydrants
Yo momma so cheap I threw her a penny for sex and she gave me change
Yo momma so slutty she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch ball
Yo momma so slutty she could suck-start a Harley
Yo momma so slutty she was on the cover of Wheaties, with her legs open, and it said "breakfast of the champs"
Yo momma so slutty that I could've been your daddy, but the guy in line behind me had the correct change.
Yo momma so slutty that when she heard Santa Claus say HO HO HO she thought she was getting it three times.
Yo momma so slutty when I told her to go get some Head and Shoulders...she jump on top of me Shoulders and gave me head!!!
Yo momma took 10 tries to get her drivers license she couldn't get used to the front seat
Yo momma's dumb she thinks a sanitary belt is drinking a shot out of a clean glass
Yo momma's feet so skanky that when your family wants jam pieces, she gets yo brother to run a loaf of bread between her toes.
Yo momma's got sideburns on her tits
Yo momma's gots one big titty and one little titty and every one calls her Biggie Smalls
Yo momma's has wooden boobs and breast feeds beavers
Yo momma's I could have been Yo daddy but the gorilla in front of me in line didn't use a condom
Yo momma's is like a carpenters dream, flat as a board and easy to nail
Yo momma's is like lettuce, 25 cents per head
Yo momma's like a basketball people bounce her a lot
Yo momma's like a birthday cake everybody gets a piece
Yo momma's like a bowling ball You can fit three fingers in
Yo momma's like a bowling ball, she's picked up, fingered, and then thrown in the gutter
Yo momma's like a bubblegum machine, five cents a blow
Yo momma's like a bus, fifty cents and she's ready to ride
Yo momma's like a bus: guys climb on and off her all day long
Yo momma's like a Christmas tree; everybody hangs balls on her
Yo momma's like a door knob, everybody gets a turn
Yo momma's like a fast food restaurant, quick and easy
Yo momma's like a gas station, you gotta pay before You pump
Yo momma's like a goalie; she changes her pads after three periods
Yo momma's like a golf course, everyone GETS a hole in one
Yo momma's like a hardware store: 5 cents a screw
Yo momma's like a ketchup bottle, everyone gets a squeeze out of her
Yo momma's like a light switch, even a little kid can turn her on
yo momma's like a nail, she always getting' hammered
Yo momma's like a pirate, there she blows
Yo momma's like a postage stamp, you lick her, stick her, then send her away
Yo momma's like a race car driver, she burns a lot of rubbers
Yo momma's like a railroad track; she gets laid all over the country
Yo momma's like a refrigerator: everyone likes to put their meat in her
Yo momma's like a rifle, 4 cocks and she's loaded
Yo momma's like a screen door, after a couple bangs she tends to loosen up
Yo momma's like a shotgun, one cock and she blows
Yo momma's like a Toyota, OOooh what a feeling
Yo momma's like a turtle once, she's on her back she's fucked
Yo momma's like a TV even a 2 year old could turn her on
Yo momma's like a vacuum cleaner, she sucks and she blows and then gets laid in the closet
Yo momma's like a vacuum cleaner...a real good suck
Yo momma's like an ice cream cone, everyone gets a lick
Yo momma's like Chinese food: sweet sour and cheap
Yo momma's like Crazy Eddie; she's practically giving it all away
Yo momma's like Denny's...open 24 hours
Yo momma's like homework, you do it in your room
Yo momma's like Humpty Dumpty, first she gets humped then she gets dumped
Yo momma's like lettuce, 25 cents per head
Yo momma's like Marky Mark - Good Vibrations
Yo momma's like mayonnaise, she spreads easy
Yo momma's like Mcdonalds, billions and billions served
Yo momma's like Nascar - two rubbers and shes ready to ride
Yo momma's like peanut butter, she spreads for bread
Yo momma's like potato chips - Fri-to Lay
Yo momma's like the dollar store, cheap and always open
Yo momma's like the new AOL 9.0: Fast, fun, oh so easy and you get 100 hours FREE
Yo momma's like the Pillsbury Doughboy, everyone gets a poke
Yo momma's like the railway system, she gets laid all over the country
Yo momma's like the Suez Canal - vessels full of Seamen passing through everyday
Yo momma's maxi pad so thick she could bend over and deflect bullets
Yo momma's said she liked seafood, so I gave her crabs
Yo momma's slutty, she's like a Snickers bar packed full with with nuts
Yo momma's smells like hot ass on a cold day
Yo momma's so big when I fingered her I lost a watch and two rings
Yo momma's so damn old she used to Gang Bang with the Flintstones and had an affair with Captain Caveman
Yo momma's so damn stupid on a job application it said "sex" and she wrote Monday Wednesday and sometimes Friday
Yo momma's so dirty she smells like hot ass on a cold day
Yo momma's so dumb her idea of safe sex is locking the car doors
Yo momma's so dumb I just asked her about her XMen and she said: Well my first baby's daddy was Jimmy and I still see Johnny on Fridays
Yo momma's so dumb I told her 2 go fuck herself and she said with what
Yo momma's so dumb she gave your uncle a blowjob cause he said it'd help his unemployment
Yo momma's so dumb she got fired from a blowjob
Yo momma's so dumb she really thought the cinema was selling Free Willies
Yo momma's so dumb she saw a wet floor sign and peed on the floor
Yo momma's so dumb she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer
Yo momma's so dumb she thinks sexual battery is something in a dildo
Yo momma's so dumb she thought gay bashing ment beating up happy people
Yo momma's so dumb she thought Grape Nuts was an STD
Yo momma's so dumb she used a vibrator for an egg beater
Yo momma's so dumb she wiped her ass before she took a shit
Yo momma's so dumb the first time she used a vibrator she cracked her two front teeth
Yo momma's so dumb when your dad fucked her she said Doesnt it go in my mouth?
Yo momma's so easy that when she heard Santa Claus say HO HO HO she thought she was getting it three times
Yo momma's so fat I tried to fuck her doggy style but I was just riding piggy back
Yo momma's so fat last time she went to Sea World Shamu got a hard on
Yo momma's so fat she can't just work one corner she has to work all four
Yo momma's so fat she masturbates reading cookbooks
Yo momma's so fat she uses a mattress for a maxipad
Yo momma's so fat when I have sex with her I have to slap her ass and ride the wave in
Yo momma's so fat when I said I wanted Pigs in a blanket she got back in bed
Yo momma's so fat when I tried to fuck her I didn't know if I was hitting the hole or a roll
Yo momma's so fat when she has sex she has to give directions
Yo momma's so fat you have to roll her ass in flour and look for the wet spot to fuck her
Yo momma's so hairy my Viagra needed Viagra
Yo momma's so hairy when she went to get her haircut she pulled down her skirt and the barber accidentally cut off her pussy
Yo momma's so nasty her crabs use her tampon string as a bungee cord
Yo momma's so nasty I called her up for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection
Yo momma's so nasty she brings crabs to the beach
Yo momma's so nasty she has a sign by her pussy that says: Warning: May cause irritation drowsiness and a rash or breakouts
Yo momma's so nasty she has more crabs then Red Lobster
Yo momma's so nasty she went to a hair salon and told the stylist to cut her hair then she opened up her blouse
Yo momma's so nasty she's gotta put ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh
Yo momma's so nasty she's got more clap than an auditorium
Yo momma's so nasty that her shit is glad to escape
Yo momma's so nasty when I went to your house said what's for dinner jumped up on the table spread her legs and said crabs
Yo momma's so nasty when you said what's for dinner? she put her foot up on the table and said corns and spread her legs open and said tuna surprise
Yo momma's so old her boobs look like bungee cords
Yo momma's so old she got slapped by Eve for blowing Adam
Yo momma's so old she made Fred Flintstones bed rock
Yo momma's so old she used to gang bang with the Flintstones
Yo momma's so old the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment
Yo momma's so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off
Yo momma's so old when I squeezed her tits, cream cheese came out
Yo momma's so poor after I pissed in your yard she thanked me for watering the lawn
Yo momma's so skinny her bra fits better backwards
Yo momma's so skinny her nipples touch
Yo momma's so skinny she inspires crack whores to diet
Yo momma's so skinny she swallowed a meatball and thought she was pregnant
Yo momma's so skinny she uses a BandAid as a maxipad
Yo momma's so skinny when she get a afro I use her as a Qtip
Yo momma's so slutty I just saw Yo momma's walking down the hall with a mattress straped to her back asking for volunteers
Yo momma's so slutty I'd call her a hoe but hoes get paid
Yo momma's so slutty she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch ball
Yo momma's so slutty she could suckstart a Harley
Yo momma's so slutty that I could've been your daddy but the guy in line behind me had the correct change
Yo momma's so slutty when she got a new mini skirt everyone commented on her nice belt
Yo momma's so smelly that her shit is glad to escape
Yo momma's so smelly that when she spread her legs I got seasick
Yo momma's so stinky she can knock a buzzard off a shit wagon
Yo momma's so ugly even a blind man wouldn't have sex with her
Yo momma's so ugly even Bill Clinton wouldnt sleep with her
Yo momma's so ugly her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory
Yo momma's so ugly I can fuck her in any position and its still doggy style
Yo momma's so ugly I could have been yo daddy but the dog beat me under the fence
Yo momma's so ugly I have to watch your sister undress just to calm down
Yo momma's so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound
Yo momma's so ugly I heard your father first met her at the Zoo
Yo momma's so ugly she can't even bare the thought of masturbating
Yo momma's so ugly she could scare the flies off a shit wagon
Yo momma's so ugly she couldn't get laid in a prison with a handful of pardons
Yo momma's so ugly she got a sex change and the surgeon had to flip a coin
Yo momma's so ugly she looks like she got hit with a bag of What the fuck?
Yo momma's so ugly she pretends she's someone else when she's having sex
Yo momma's so ugly she scared the shit out of the toilet
Yo momma's so ugly that she went to the zoo the gorilla said fuck me, fuck me
Yo momma's so ugly when yo father is having sex with her he puts two bags on her head in case one of them breaks
Yo momma's so ugly Yo fathers breath smells like shit cause he'd rather kiss her ass
Yo momma's The difference between your momma and 747: not everyones been on a 747
Yo momma's tits are so droopy she tripped on them
Yo momma's was born they had to take her out of the trash can cause doctor said Throw this shit away
Yo momma's wears kneepads and yells Curb Service
Yo momma's You were born out of your mothers ass because her cunt was too busy
Yo momma's a chicken coop - cocks flyin' in and out all day.
Yo momma's drawers are so nasty, the roaches check in, but they don't check out
Yo momma's has the whitest teeth I've ever come across
Yo momma's is like a racing car...chick burned four rubbers in one night.
Yo momma's like a 747 - a 3 man cock pit!
Yo momma's like a birthday cake, everybody gets a piece.
Yo momma's like a Bowling Ball - she gets picked up, fingered, thrown into the gutter, yet she still comes back for more.
Yo momma's like a bowling ball, You can fit three fingers in.
Yo momma's like a bubble-gum machine... five cents a blow.
Yo momma's like a bus - only 50 pence a ride
Yo momma's like a bus: Guys climb on and off her all day long.
Yo momma's like a Christmas tree; everybody hangs balls on her.
Yo momma's like a door knob, everybody gets a turn.
Yo momma's like a fine restaurant - she only take deliveries in rear.
Yo momma's like a gas station - You gotta pay before you pump
Yo momma's like a goalie; she changes her pads after three periods.
Yo momma's like a golf course, everyone gets a hole in one!
Yo momma's like a hardware store - only 5 cents a screw.
Yo momma's like a Hoover - she sucks, blows, and finally gets laid back in the closet.
Yo momma's like a library - open to the public.
Yo momma's like a light switch, even a little kid can turn her on.
Yo momma's like a postage stamp, You lick her, stick her, then send her away.
Yo momma's like a race car driver...she burns a lot of rubbers.
Yo momma's like a railroad track; she gets laid all over the country.
Yo momma's like a refrigerator: everyone likes to put their meat in her!
Yo momma's like a rifle... four cocks and she's loaded.
Yo momma's like a Scooter - everybody ridin her but nobody admitting it
Yo momma's like a screen door, after a couple bangs she tends to loosen up!
Yo momma's like a shot gun, two cocks and she blows!
Yo momma's like a squirrel - she always got some nuts in her mouth.
Yo momma's like a tomato source bottle, everyone gets a squeeze out of her!
Yo momma's like a Toyota: "Oh what a feelin'!"
Yo momma's like a TV, even a 2 year old could turn her on
Yo momma's like a vaccuum cleaner.....a real good suck.
Yo momma's like an arcade machine - dirty, smelly, costs 20 pence and lasts 30 seconds
Yo momma's like an ATM machine - open 24 hours.
Yo momma's like an elevator - blokes go up and down on her all day.
Yo momma's like an ice cream cone... everyone gets a lick.
Yo momma's like chinese food: sweet, sour and cheap!
Yo momma's like Crazy Eddie; she's practically giving it all away.
Yo momma's like Denny's...open 24 hours.
Yo momma's like homework, you do it in your room
Yo momma's like Marky Mark - Good Vibrations
Yo momma's like McDonalds... Billions and Billions served.
Yo momma's like mustard, she spreads easy.
Yo momma's like Orange Crush: "Good Vibrations!"
Yo momma's like peanut butter -- oh so smooth, creamy, and easy to spread.
Yo momma's like Pizza Hut - not there in 30 minutes...it's free.
Yo momma's like potato chips-- Fri-to Lay
Yo momma's like the Bermuda Triangle, they both swallow a lot of seamen.
Yo momma's like the Pillsbury dough boy - everybody loves to poke her
Yo momma's like the railway system, she gets laid all over the country
Yo momma's so dumb she put a phone up her ass and thought she was making a booty call
Yo momma's so fat when I climbed up on top of her I burned my ass on the light bulb
Yo momma's so fat your daddy had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot
Yo momma's so hairy she has afros on her nipples
Yo momma's so hairy she looks like she's giving birth to Don King
Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died of rug burn
Yo momma's so hairy, if I shaved her legs, I could supply wigs for the
Yo momma's so hairy, it looks like she has Don King in a head-lock!
Yo momma's so hairy, she beats her chest after sex!
Yo momma's so hairy, she shaves with a weed whacker!
Yo momma's so hairy, she uses a lawn mower to shave her armpits!
Yo momma's so hairy, she's got afros on her breasts!
Yo momma's so hairy, you almost died of rug burn at birth!
Yo momma's so nasty her tits give sour milk
Yo momma's so nasty she bought her boyfriend kneepads for Christmas
Yo momma's so nasty she pours salt water in her drawers to keep the crabs alive
Yo momma's so nasty when she did the splits she stuck to the floor
Yo momma's so nasty, a skunk smelled her ass and passed out.
Yo momma's so nasty, even the fishery paid her to leave!
Yo momma's so nasty, flies land on her picture!
Yo momma's so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a bungee cord.
Yo momma's so nasty, her tits give sour milk.
Yo momma's so nasty, I called her up for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.
Yo momma's so nasty, I talked to her over the computer and she gave me a virus.
Yo momma's so nasty, lice visit her on their vacations!
Yo momma's so nasty, she brings crabs to the beach!
Yo momma's so nasty, she calls Janet "Miss Jackson."
Yo momma's so nasty, she got more clap than an auditorium.
Yo momma's so nasty, she has a sign by her pussy that says: "Warning: May cause irritation, drowsiness, and a rash or breakouts."
Yo momma's so nasty, she has a sign over her pussy that says "Crabs: All U Can Eat"
Yo momma's so nasty, she has more crabs then Red Lobster.
Yo momma's so nasty, she has to use Black Flag for a deodorant!
Yo momma's so nasty, she uses Drain-o to douche!
Yo momma's so nasty, she's got more clap than an auditorium.
Yo momma's so nasty, the Nat'l Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!
Yo momma's so nasty, they call her Norelco... Home of the triple head.
Yo momma's so nasty, when I went to yo house said what's for dinner, yo mama put her foot up on the table and said "Corn!"
Yo momma's so nasty, when I went to yo house said whats for dinner, yo mama jumped up on the table, spread her legs, and said "crabs!"
Yo momma's so nasty, when she did the splits, she stuck to the floor.
Yo momma's so nasty, while you were being delivered, the doctor was
Yo momma's so nearsighted she propositions statues
Yo momma's so old her tits squirt out powderd milk
Yo momma's so slutty she has the golden arches tattooed on her ass...billions and billions served.
Yo momma's so slutty she's like potato chips, she is fri-to-lay!
Yo momma's so slutty that in sex-ed class in High School she was the homework.
Yo momma's so stanky when she takes a dump the shit is glad to escape.
You liked that mama joke didn't ya? Good?...well, nowhere near as good as yo momma was last night
You need to tell yo momma to stop wearing blue lipstick, I got balls like a Smurf now.
You were born out of your mother's ass 'cos her cunt was too busy.

#107    Anonymous     10/17/11 @ 06:04:36pm    Comment
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

HAAAAAAAA


thanks for the laugh ...nigger
#108    Anonymous     10/26/11 @ 02:58:32am    Comment
(...and by the way YES. We DO own you, and yes we ARE superior - just take a brief look at your measly contributions to sciences and techonlogical advances for any proof if needed) - have a good day, and thks again for the laugh - priceless thread, one of the best on the net.
#109    Anonymous     10/26/11 @ 03:04:00am    Comment
Please! People suffer, animals suffer. If you live in an urban area or a suburban area, the animals that once lived there have been gentrified. They have no place to live. As for women and race; just listen to rap (i love rap) all you hear is 'bitches, hoes, suck my dick, i'll fuck yo pussy'. Rap artists are basically verbally abusing women and people don't care! Nobody takes it seriously. If a white dude started in on black folks saying stuff like 'greasy chicken, crack head, nappy head, watermelon eating, grape kool aide drinkin niggas' people would be up in arms and furious. But black rap artists can get away with verbally bashing women and it's simply accepted because women are seen as inferior and 3rd class.
#110    Anonymous     11/12/11 @ 03:02:52am    Comment
Please! People suffer, animals suffer. If you live in an urban area or a suburban area, the animals that once lived there have been gentrified. They have no place to live. As for women and race; just listen to rap (i love rap) all you hear is 'bitches, hoes, suck my dick, i'll fuck yo pussy'. Rap artists are basically verbally abusing women and people don't care! Nobody takes it seriously. If a white dude started in on black folks saying stuff like 'greasy chicken, crack head, nappy head, watermelon eating, grape kool aide drinkin niggas' people would be up in arms and furious. But black rap artists can get away with verbally bashing women and it's simply accepted because women are seen as inferior and 3rd class.
#111    Anonymous     11/12/11 @ 03:03:50am    Comment
Neil Degrass Tyson...MLK....Obama...to name a few
#112    Anonymous     11/28/11 @ 09:54:18pm    Comment
You know there is actual slavery going on today. It is called human trafficking. Check into it. Yep right in your own cities and neighbnorhoods. It is happening to people right now and you want to get on this site and bitch about it. Why don't you get involved and do something about that? I mean instead of dwelling on the past why don't you try to do something about the future? Change something you can. Forget about what you can't. Furthermore where do you guys get this really fucked up idea that black people cant write a complete sentence? Or that they don't take of their families? That is not true. Not even close. Absurd. You really need to get out more. Really please! I am begging you! I don't feel that it is my fault. I did not enslave a people e.t.c. I did not do it. Furthermore I understand your anger over the past of your people in this country, but it did not actually happen to you. There is no way for you to truly understand what they went through. Sometimes people talk about that stuff like they lived it and you did not. We are lucky we were born in these times. None of you know how lucky you truly are to be born and alive now. It could have been then for all of us and life was a lot less comfortable.
#113    Anonymous     12/23/11 @ 03:31:42am    Comment
Number 109 your an idiot completely and utterly. Some of those contributions have been a benefit to you

many others
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Anonymous    12/23/11 @ 04:33:39am    Comment
#7 They are out there i promise.
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Anonymous    12/23/11 @ 04:36:47am    Comment
In 1787 my ancestor was a wheat farmer, so I must be a wheat farmer too! Yeah, that's right.... you ARE what your ancestors were.... NOT! Their life, that time, those decisions, beliefs and practices we unfortunate to humanity as a whole. "We are all descendants of slaves and slave owners. No worse and no better than anyone else."~ Anonymous ~ You need to get some perspective, self respect and take responsibility for YOUR role as a human, a man and an American... if you don't like how the world looks from behind your own eyes - then move yourself to help change it. Looking backwards prevents all of us from repeating that which should never have taken place.... living backwards prevents you and only you from moving forward.





#117    Anonymous     01/31/12 @ 11:06:37am    Comment

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