How to be a Tumblrina
Step 1: "God, I haaaaate how society thinks that just because I like girls, I'm some butch biker lesbian chick. HelLO, I'm a genderqueer non-binary aromantic lesbian who likes music and art and thinks war and guns are icky."
Step 2: "Seriously, whyyyyyyy do all straight white boys love WWII so much? And literally all of them are obsessed with killing, sex, and meat. It's a shame none of them are as special as me."