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I just looked at my scale and im 67% an idiot oh great lol
People on my job suck ass and donkey balls. I have been at my job for 6 years I know how things work and operate. And I still can't move up. The gm is satan himself with a heart of stone. The managers are all pussies and well one person makes me sick to my stomach.
Ah this poor kid. He's one of my really good friends so we spent a ton of time together last night.I feel bad because I am pretty sure he likes me a lot and I have now led him on by hanging out with him in large amounts. I really don't want to date him.I am such a punk. I just don't want to give him ... read more
These bastard tv chefs...... don't tell me something is delicious if i've never tried it, there's every chance I think its shite. Just because you like it or your flogging a recipe book or something, eskimos go mad for whale blubber, do you want some?... no..then fuck off and just say I've made this ... read more
If I come across another skinny doctor/medical practitioner who tells me to exercise and lose weight for my diabetes whilst stuffin me full of fuckin drugs that sedate me I'll exercise my fist on their fuckin nose. felt a bit tired before the blood pressure and other drugs they ship into me but now ... read more
If god didn't want us to jack off, why did he make it so easy and pleasurable?
What do you think about this song by Gary Go: "We get so easily distracted We forget where we set out to go Well it's okay, it's okay When everything is everywhere And you don't know what to do Don't ever let this world unbalance you...So follow your heart and soul 'cause nothing will matter Oh, not ... read more
I hate women who don't act there age. IE. That Nutrisystem chick who weighs about 80lbs soaking wet... Didnt she look better when she was obese? "Hot mommas" :face palm: . I wouldnt hit her with a baseball bat.
i hate when people ask you to hang out, and then don't have any suggestions as to what to do..
I really like this guy and he's in a band. I wanna go to one of his shows in a killer outfit...any ideas on what I should wear to make him notice me in a really good way??
I'm almost 16, pretty, smart and interesting. Guys don't seem to approach me. I think I seem too intimidating, but I can't figure out how to come off more easy-going. Oh, and I've never even kissed a guy. Fantastic.
i'm sixteen and in love with this guy that only wants me for sex he is really an asshole but gorgeous and is interested in me only for my body. he won't come over if people are home because he wants to....
I'm starving. My mother said she would get in the shower 5 minutes ago. My phone is dumb. I've never kissed anyone, and I'm 16. I'm nice to everyone, and I still get yelled at. But I like some parts of my life.
"I'm out of white out! I just had some at my desk! Oh no!!!" Go to the damn supply closet instead of running around like its a state of emergency or this is the last white out tape left on the planet. God forbid you cross something out.
lawl. The 3 of the top most commented posts have been centered around African Americans, from their penis to their presidency to strange tacos. I find this rather humorous.
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