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Oh my god, I can't believe I used to be your friend. You are such a fucking liar! You have so many people fooled and I honestly have no idea how. They must be as fucking dumb as you are. It really irritates me when I know what you're lying about but everyone else believes you. I really should just laugh, but you're just such a fucking idiot. You tr ... read more
I hate how I'll go through my phone's contacts and see names I don't recognise. Who are you Charlie Allen and how did you get into my phone?!
AHHHHH I CANT FIND A STINKN HOUSE OUT THERE IN THE INTERNET WITHOUT HAVIN TO SIGN UP FOR A 30 DAY MONTH THING!!SERIOUSLY ALL I NEED IS TO CHECK THE DARN HOUSES FOR RENT FOR 1 DAYA ND THERE ASKING ME TO SIGN UP FOR A 30 DAY TRIAL JUNK!!WAT;DO THEY EXPECT ME TO BE LOSING MY HOUSE EVRY 30 DAYS OR SUMTHING!!!GRRR I HATE THE INTERNET AND THERE DUMB REAL ... read more
Frankly, I am sick and tired of Rhode Island drivers! Seriously, what is RI's license test? Have them drive in a straight line and then back and say "here's your license"? I think I am going to have to invest in one of those police car bumpers and start pushing people off the damn road. The next person to cut me off and then drive 10mph UNDER the s ... read more
I'm drunk and it feels soo good.
i havent seen you in a few days and i miss you. want you so bad. i cant stand the thought of you being with someone else. you are the one and only for me i truely love you.
I wanna fuck a blonde!!!! It's been too long!!!
I've been getting sad when I think about my ex. We have been broken up for quite some time and I don't ever want to be with him again, but I've been missing the good times we had. I think this was triggered because I noticed what a disgusting person he's become, and I'm mourning the death of the person I fell in love with.
Really just want a hard, rough and good shag.
I love to bring myself to orgasm.
Although you hurt me more than I ever thought you could, although you lied to me over and over again and although you left me to go with that overweight, old cow I do still love you. Stupidly I still love you. I've tried to be with other people but it doesn't feel the same as when I was with you. You really were my everything. I idolised you and t ... read more
I'm sooooo bored of this place :-(
i'm struggling to put a word to describe the feeling i'm having where everything makes sense/is clear... anyone able to help?
30 days till I can see you again, cos its ok the rest of the year but for holy month no sex outside of marrige, not quite sure how you've been doing what you have with me for 10 months and not been bothered at all that it's against a religion that you are so committed to? Just doesnt make sense, but i'm just sad because I cant see you, so maybe it ... read more
Anyone hear about that waitress who was fired for venting about her customers on facebook? It was on the MSN news a few days ago. I wanted to send her a message, SHOULDVE WENT TO MUTTR!!!
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