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My vagina itches anyways thanks muttr, just had to get that off my chest ugh
Seriously shut the f*** up, put your twitter fights somewhere else you're both f***ing annoying the s*** outta me. i already unfollowed your a**es but people be retweeting your s*** GODDAMN
First time using muttr mobile and it doesn t seem to b working. Makes sence nothing ever seems to go right for me these days. I blame the ex girlfriend.
Seriously though, i. am. hungry.
You call yourself a grown man? no. Just no. You don't f*** AROUND with people's feelings like that ass****.
I know school is good for you in the long run, but damn this s*** just gets tiring.
Definition of family, those useless freeloaders that you only hear from every decade or so when they want something, otherwise they treat you like a pile of s*** on the ground. screw em, i have no family........
Friends???? what a f***ing joke!!!! friends are those people that smile at your face while planning where to stick the knife in your back............. never trusting anyone again
Why the f*** do i bother working so many hours, getting all my work done, getting some of my lazy arsed so called "collegues" work done as well, gettin all calls done, getting assistant work completed when they f*** it up, completely tasks allocated to others 3 months ago and they have ignored, pissing my weekends away so that customers are more than satisfied with the service they get. then get my bos ... read more
Seriously f*** all of you. f*** half a** friends, f*** the dumbass teachers who can't teach for s***, f*** people who use you for what you have, f*** all of us for being so fake, f*** people who can be so f***ed up, f*** people who play with feelings, f*** life, f*** feeling anything. I just wanna be f***ing numb to all this bulls***. You can never trust anyone AT ALL, nobody but your f***ing self. I ... read more
Oh my god!! You kissed me! You actually kissed me! and I actually kissed you! I can't believe we did that! We kissed, we held each other, it was magical. . . I didn't want it to ever stop. I knew it had to. I don't know what I'm going to do when I see you today. I want so badly for your lips to be on my lips again; for your hands to be on my body once more. I know I will have to summon all my strength to restrai ... read more
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