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Im not a penguin, im a puffin. and with my small wings i can fly haha unlike penguins :Þ
He fell asleep on me -.- i think he did it on purpose cuz ive fallen asleep on him more than once so we agreed that id try to stay up. so here i am tired as s*** 3 tests tomorrow but im stayin awake to talk to him n keeps replyin late. nd now, he hasnt replied for almost an hour. im takin my a** to sleep.
My Mother's a Neurotic b****. God help me. She blew steam on my 13 yr old sister, simply because she found her, with a little eye makeup. A little mascara on. ONLY. She called my sister a whore.
I have never felt so much passion from a kiss than from your lips. I have never felt so much love than from your arms. I have never had so much desire to make love to someone as I do you. I want you so bad it hurts! I need you in me and I need it bad!
Nothing has been right for the past 5 months for me. Everything that could go wrong HAS gone wrong. I just don't get why nothing good happens to me. Literally, NOTHING good ever happens to me at all and I just feel like giving me. Life.Sucks.
I am still soooo in love with my bestfriend. Honestly there's never a day when he's not on my mind. I love you k.s... but I cherish the friendship we have.
I am not a tramp. Not a tramp.
Obama plans to extend a certain tax break, but politicians are talking about how much it will cost the federal government. Think about that. "If we don't collect this tax, it will cost the government billions of dollars." That's like me saying, "Well, if I decide not to lift your wallet, it would cost me however much money is in your wallet." The government is nothing but a filthy or ... read more
Girls who want to be 'just friends' after dating several months take note: It is NOT ok to, two weeks after breaking things off, surprise your ex with a tight hug and a sensual kiss when you run into them. They in fact might get kind of angry if they really liked you and wish you were still dating, and might get REALLY angry if you follow that up with 'I've really missed you'. Because rest assured they do too ... read more
My vagina itches anyways thanks muttr, just had to get that off my chest ugh
Seriously shut the f*** up, put your twitter fights somewhere else you're both f***ing annoying the s*** outta me. i already unfollowed your a**es but people be retweeting your s*** GODDAMN
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