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Dear fat-a**, Go away... sincerely, your owner.
Dear customer, this specialized kitchen is SELF-SERVE. I'm not here for you to bark instructions at, I'm only here to ring you up. No, I will not be getting you an iced tea either, we don't even serve that here.
Why does my dog wag his tail every time i bump into something?
I f***ing hate your stupid a**, but I'm just as stupid or falling for it.
So, f***ing annoyed. I hate going out. Why the f*** is this so difficult to understand? I'm not emotionally healthy right now, I don't feel like f***ing being social!
Been sitting on the toilet waiting for her to bring a pad cuz there aren't anymore in this bathroom but she won't bring me one. lazy a** b****.
IPhone, I want you now. I don't want to wait until Monday.
If you never snoop, how do you know how faithful your significant other is? How would you feel if you never snooped and your boyfriend/girlfriend was cheating on you throughout the relationship and marriage but you never knew? Hypothetically, of course, since you can't know and not know something at the same time.
The last six months, you kept up with my every move though you have a gf. What I find weird is how you listen to me b**** about how men after you act towards me. You listen to my issues and try to help. I care about you still but often think I ought to avoid talking to you. Im in love with you but will never tell you or break up your happy relationship. I try to forget you but no man makes me feel the same ... read more
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I love you and even though you are a Junior and im a freshman, I have fallen in love with your sexiness. Your tan, sweet and have the cutest face ever
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