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How flirty are you supposed to be when you're going on a date with someone you used to be friends with benefits with? Does anyone have any clue? She'd broken things off for a month before I saw her last night. We ran into each other and we realized how much we missed each other, and after a long talk decided we should try dating. And then promptly almost hooked up. I have zero idea of what to expect, ... read more
I love you so much, everyday you're on my mind. I try very hard to behave and just hope one day you'll feel the same way and notice how much I care and the things I do because of it but it scares me to think you never will. And one day you'll pick someone else and never appreciate how I feel.
My willy stinks of cheese !
QUESTION: When the word TERRORIST is mentioned why don't people associate it with Christians? After all it was the Protestant and Catholics (Christians) that belonged to the I.R.A Terrorist organisation. It was also Christians that belonged to the British Empire when they travelled to India, raped innocent women and terrorised and shot families and children in India. ANSWER : Because it would be wrong t ... read more
My mom wanted tha tree to be put up so i put it together then she commented twice that it waznt decorated so i decorated tha stupid tree which took for. ever. she came in n said it waz beautiful n she waz very happy...but now everybody is pissed off at me cuz i did it without them :( f***. My. Life. i cant do s*** right.
Why the hell did you post on my facebook wall sying that i wanted to take nude pics of you. I didn't, YOU wanted ME to take pictures of you and you shouldn't have put it on face book because I'v still got the pictures that YOU GAVE ME and asked me to wank off to them, .......... BUT GUESS WHAT WOMAN ............ I couldn't wank of to them anyway and do you know why ???? You had MASSIVE skid marks in you ... read more
Im a guy I can't get a job ive had enough of everything I want to start a business but i feel like i'v wasted my life im scared of failure i'm 40 years old and i live of the state iv got no house i live with my parents and i wank off three times a week and pay prostitues to sit on my face so I can lick their a** holes i get drunk on my own and let random strangers feel me up as much as they want and im getting l ... read more
I wank off EVERY SINGLE DAY
Attention horse people go back to the vity quit moving out here and driving up our land prices, yall are some of the most ignorant annoying people on the planet, move to the country when you obviously know nothing about country life, you ruin the land your stupid horses graze the pastures to dirt, you split the fields into a bunch os small lots and render them useless for anything else, then you try to sell it t ... read more
The thing that sucks about this is I can't say I tried. I kept doing the same things that kept pushing you away. I'm the worst person ever. I don't want to be here...
I love you SOsO much.... God I can't get you off my mind
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