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Is it just me or on American Idol, during elimination day, when all the contestants sing together, it seems as if they're lip syncing...seeing as it's a singing talent show, I find this quite disturbing...
When a woman is riding you and stops, don't say "Tired already?"
I honestly don't know what get's me through the days. I've been so unhappy for so long and I feel like nothing goes right for me...ever. When will I catch a break? When can I have just ONE good thing happen to me?!
i am in love with a gay guy .. who is my best friend.. i like him before i knew he was gay though so i dont know how to get over him -_-
Ok, so maybe you aren't the douche bag that I thought you were for a second there. But I still don't completely trust you and I AM going to make you work for it.
Okay, so a friend just told me something super super secret about a relationship and I just HAD to go and tell another friend about it.. crud. Plus, I'm low on REAL friends anyway, if they both get mad at me now, I have no clue WHAT I'll do... D: Wish I could go back in time...
I probably shouldn't have slept with you, now things are going to be REALLY awkward at work. The good news is, it was pretty fuckin hot :]
:sigh: Every day I ask myself, 'Why do I keep trying?'. Every day, I have no reply.
Number one thing to remember: When you're with your girlfriend, don't unknowingly go into your wife's apartment... my divorce date is on July 28th... :(
Don't you hate it when you're lonely... And the people you talk to when you are lonely are pissed off at you for no reason? ....... *sigh*
How many times must you turn a guy down because of personal reasons, before he gets his feelings hurt for no reason? I turned down this guy repeatedly, because I find the whole 'dating' thing to be stupid until you are at least sixteen, but preferably eighteen, and now he's mad at me. *sigh* Oh well. I suppose that it couldn't be helped... I forget ... read more
FUCKING ROCHE FUCKING ROCHE CK MAKES NO SENSE I DO NOT UNDERSTAND ANY OF THIS SHIT WHY IS DANI THIRTY FUCKING FIVE YEARS OLD SLABBING MEAT ON THE COUNTER FOR EIGHTY YEAR OLDS. UM WHY. IT JUST DOESNT MAKE SENSE. MY BOSS IS AN ELF AND WANTS TO MAKE LOVE WITH MY OTHER VIRGIN BOSS WHO IS THE SAME AGE AS HER AKA THIRTY FIVE YEARS OLD. WOW.
Why is it perfectly fine for you to bitch at me and give me attitude but if I do anything even remotely close to you what you do to me - oh no! Total chaos! What makes you so goddamn special? What puts you so far above me that you can treat me that way? I should just cut you out of my life.
my father would rather see me dead than have to pay for child support... hes a manager at a plastics engineering facility so he can obviously pay for it. the mans a douche. he even fled to MEXICO to avoid court.
>=( SHE'S MY BEST FRIEND!! YOU DON'T MESS W/HER UNLESS YOU WANNA HEAR AN EAR FULL FROM ME! STUPID PPL DON'T HAVE A CLUE WHAT THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT. YOU DON'T TALK SMACK TO SOMEONE YOU BARELY KNOW.... >=( GOSH... i wonder what ppl would do if it was illegal to insult ppl in ANY way shape or form. and don't go off on a tantrum about the amendm ... read more
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