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I smoke cigarettes so what I know the dangers but me going too long without one is even more dangerous, quit lecturing me Im not forcing you to do it just let me make my own decisions, if i want to smoke in my vehicle or somewhere outdoors its not forcing you to enhale it, I have enough courtesy to stay away from non smokers when I light up.
I dont give a s*** if your internet is down ive got s*** to do its not the end of the world, ill get it fixed as soon as i can but the world doesnt revolve around you, i have a life i am not working late to fix your damn internet.
Was finally somewhat enjoying f***ing my girl last night for the first time in weeks until she turned doggy style exposing her f***ing tattoo to me and everything went to s***, that thing is f***ing gross, how the hell am i supposed to enjoy things with that trashy thing exposed to me, it is the biggest turn off of all time!
I hate how my boyfriend hangs out with a girl on her swim team and claims that she's only friends with her. And when I hang out or try to hang out with someone who just happens to be the opposite sex, its not okay. Yeah, wtf?
It's times like this where i start thinkin about stuff n feel like i should hate myself, like i should jus committ suicide already
I can't f***ing stand people that say they like s*** just because everyone else does. Seriously, I know you've never watched that show, listened to that band or read that book. So pathetic.
Yes i shot your dog it was starving to death i would shoot all of them if i could, if you dont want your sickly dogs and donkeys shot keep them on your property, if you let your dogs run around anywhere they want people are gonna shoot them, I am sick of your insane a** always telling me your gonna kill anyone who shoots them, they are starving to death try feeding them , they are tearing up everyones property a ... read more
>_< GAAAAAAAAH! How do you get a man who reads your emails, but never responds to them, to actually respond? This guy I know is like this, and I don't quite understand his reasoning behind it? Is he shy? How do I get him to respond? I've asked for him to respond, but like always, he never does, even though he does read the emails I send!! I would ask him in person if he got them, but we don't see e ... read more
Seriously? Not 2 days after you insist we're 'only friends' now you start messaging me at 1 am saying I should come over? Girl, if I'd been the one messaging YOU this late I wonder what you'd have said
I guess you're not coming home tonight. It's become fairly obvious to both of us that our relationship is strained and perhaps not as strong as we thought it was. We came home from work, spent a wonderful hour together full of laughter. Then you reluctantly shove off to some mandatory Christmas party promising to be home by 8 so we could finally spend some time together this week... well, it's midnight and I'm g ... read more
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