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Made up my mind: I am gonna ask a guy I used to date what he wants from me. I'm sure he has a new woman already. He hates being single. When we dated he had other options he claimed he wasnt screwing them but I know better. He once told me he didnt want to be exclusive so I dumped him and moved on. Since that time I haven't dated a guy longer than a couple dates. Don't know why I care since I didnt ge ... read more
Ugh. now i feel all depressed n s***.
Doesnt make any f***ing sense how i get yelled at by my mom for being half way done for the party and my sister doesnt get yelled at and yet she hasnt even taken a shower!!!!!!!!
So apparently, im jus tha spare tire...he only really has good convo wit me n has feelings for me wen he's single but i can guarantee that as soon as he gets a new gf, he's gonna kick me to tha curb like always. n he needs to stop saying he loves me. he ''loves'' every girl he gets he jus duznt realize that he duznt know wat love is. he n i were together 3 years ago n i moved so we broke up n i will always have ... read more
You say your biggest fear is that I'm going to leave you but you don't want to talk about our problems or try to change. What the f***? What do you expect me to do? I have given you everything! I have been trying for years to work on myself so I can be with you and be happy about it, but you don't even want to talk about it? You just want to waste away in front of your computer instead of being a man and realizi ... read more
All I can say is lol. I found a note 2 months old in my fb messages from a guy I once dated. He said he was sorry for hurting me and he was with his ex at the same time as me. He gave me his number but I doubt I will text or talk to him. I enjoyed hanging out with him but at this point I don't want any type of relationship, I have been hurt by the last few guys I dated by the men and then when things don' ... read more
Looks like my world champion dallas mavericks are acting like the old florida marlins, win it all and let most of your good players walk to free agency, that sucks I wanted to defend the tiyle with a real shot at a repeat, especially after watching the Rangers choke away the world series.
Attention democrats f*** you
I am sick of all this penis enlargement stuff, why dont they make a product for those of us that get complaints that it is too big.
Im f***ing bored and my dick hurts from f***ing and jacking off i need a good long blow***.
Too bad Rick Perry isnt a better debater and speaker he would make a better president than any of the other candidates, the only one even close is Bachman but I doubt either one of them still stand a chance, and with Cain dropping out looks like its gonna be Newt 2012, oh well anythings better than obama.
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