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is tired of people complaining about the volcano. I know... nature can be such a nuisance!
I feel like my hip bones are going to poke through my skin. Is it sick that I like the feeling of starving myself? It's the pills (they curb my apetite), which, ironically, are meant to cure the depression and bulimia.
UUGGGGHHHHHH!!! I HATE GUYS!!! They are like candy jumping around in front of a fat person on a diet!! "Oooohhh You're on a diet! And I'm a piece of candy!! *does amazing dance* AND YOU CAN'T HAVE ME!! I'm gonna dance in front of you!! Cuz it's ssoo funny to see you suffer! You want to have me to yourself so bad. But nnnooo you're not gonna get me! ... read more
What do you do when you have a sister with OCD. Seriously, WTF. Either medicate her or medicate me.
I am in the mood for some anonymous sex today. What is the best way to go find some? I could pay a woman or have a man pay me. Either way would be great with me.
What do you do when part of you wants to move on, but another part wants to go back? I feel like I should be over this by now...But I'm in a war with myself.
Ok you've thrown me out, I can understand that. But why would you try to get me arrested for assault, sell half my things, say your throwing me out for 'Not contributing to rent', bitch about me to my SISTERS. In general you made my life a living hell. But don'tyou dare ever come grovelling back to me again when you realise your home is a mess now ... read more
Stupid camera. Stop bringing out my flaws. I actually think I look decent but when I take a picture with you, that self-esteem goes right out the window. Thanks. Jerk.
Is it just me or on American Idol, during elimination day, when all the contestants sing together, it seems as if they're lip syncing...seeing as it's a singing talent show, I find this quite disturbing...
When a woman is riding you and stops, don't say "Tired already?"
I honestly don't know what get's me through the days. I've been so unhappy for so long and I feel like nothing goes right for me...ever. When will I catch a break? When can I have just ONE good thing happen to me?!
i am in love with a gay guy .. who is my best friend.. i like him before i knew he was gay though so i dont know how to get over him -_-
Ok, so maybe you aren't the douche bag that I thought you were for a second there. But I still don't completely trust you and I AM going to make you work for it.
Okay, so a friend just told me something super super secret about a relationship and I just HAD to go and tell another friend about it.. crud. Plus, I'm low on REAL friends anyway, if they both get mad at me now, I have no clue WHAT I'll do... D: Wish I could go back in time...
I probably shouldn't have slept with you, now things are going to be REALLY awkward at work. The good news is, it was pretty fuckin hot :]
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