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I just forced my finger right up my own a** for the first time. Seriously i did it to see what it feels like and it was quite nice but when i pulled my finger out it had a lump of s*** on it ! I smelt it and I wont be doing it again so it's ok now. thanks for listening.
Wow I am so horny right now! Good thing I'm seeing my spicy latino boyfriend this afternoon. Call me a whore if you must, but I desparately need to have some re-he-hee-lly good "relations" soon. I can hardly contain myself because God-almighty does he know his way around a woman's body! :D
Why,bother being my friend? You are dating someone and want to keep talking to me. I'm ok wirh being single. I don't want nobody now. Its too hard to keep dating men that lose interest. I don't want to come between you and who you date now. Its new for you and her. Give her the chance I never got. I don't hate you for going back to your ex wife and finding somebody new now. I'm meant to be alone and ... read more
My kind of crazy ex-girlfriend just followed me on Tumblr. I am much, much more upset by this than I have any right to be. I've been trying to keep my distance from her so I don't fall again, because seriously dumping me after almost a year at my birthday party saying that she'd "always known it could never last" was kind of not a nice move on her part and besides she's trying really hard to pretend sh ... read more
To the idiot pieces of trash telling me to get over it, let her keep it, saying im a judgemental conttol freak or a physco go f*** yourselves, I cannot and will not live the rest of my life with a tattooed woman she looks like s*** now, I dont jude people because they have tattoos i do believe they have terrible taste or are unattractice, I cannot stand the sight of the thing and she agreed to get it removed she ... read more
I do not understand what it is about drugs that makes one popular. Throwing your life away makes people love and respect you? This does not make sence, can someone explain this to me?
I'm 15, never smoked, never drank, I know what I wanna be when I grow up, I'm kinda popular in school, Im going to go college. But my mom doesn't care. She is the only one that has raised me, besides my 25 year old brother (who is currently in prison) and she drinks a lot, like 5 days out of the week, sometimes all week. And i dot wanna end up like my mom, or my brother. I just want some support, and someone ... read more
Wow dude. So because we care enough to report your a** to health services after you were writing suicide notes, you think that's a sign that we're all crazy in love with you or something? NO. I don't care 'how much easier' things would be for you if you slept with my best friend. If I even hear you tried to kiss her against her will again I'm going to beat your face in til the crazy runs out. What's wor ... read more
Government is not going to lead us out of the depression. Government is not going to solve any of our problems. Government led us INTO the depression. They are incompetent, corrupt - mankind's ultimate failure.
No, i don't want to kill every body in the world. I just want every body to kill themselves.
SHE WAZ GONNA TRY TO KILL ME?!?!?! this girl wanted to commit suicide so i told my mom who told guidance n her mom had her on lockdown cuz of me n she wanted to fight me (she's one of those crazy ppl) n she disappeared for like a mnth n she came back today n i found out she waz in jail cuz she wanted to fight sum girl (me) n she brought a knife to school...she waz gonna kill me :( i only wanted to save her life ... read more
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