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Ughhh....i need to tell him wat i did cuz he needs to know but he's so judgemental n i dnt want him to think im a hoe....cuz im not...i...jus made a mistake...im only human..
MAKES NO f***ING SENSE THAT I GOT IN TROUBLE FOR TELLING MY MOM THAT IF SHE REALLY WANTED TO WEAR MY SHOES THEN TO WEAR THEM!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!
Why does anyone need to spit that much? That is just gross!
So I drove around my school for the first time today. I never drove on a real street nor a round-about before. I was so nervous. But I need to work on not gunning the gas and pressing hard on the brakes. Other than that I kept a good speed and I just need a little bit more practice. Hopefully I get my licence by the day I set my goal for :)
Im a funny, easy going, goodlooking guy but for some reason i cant get a girlfriend :( . Its just one of those things that bothers me. Im not like my friends who are just looking to hookup with girls for the night , instead im looking for a relationship but im having no success. Im 19 and still a virgin and never had a girlfriend. I mean i want sex , but not with a stranger who i wont see again! I want it to be ... read more
Strong until the end - RIP Christopher Hitchens.
I've had to pass gas all day! God it was uncomfortable,but when I got home I let loose.
I think Santa's elves are unappreciated. They do all of the work; making all the toys, wrapping all the presents (a bit like China), and yet Santa gets all the credit. He barely does anything, he's just a fat postman with a flying sleigh.
This guy told my friend she's cute but she hasta gain weight before he can go out with her. she told one of her friends n he called her a dumbass b**** n a liar...n he made fun of her cuz she's skinny. completely ignored tha fact that she's beautiful (black n korean) (no homo) n she has really long pretty hair. he made her feel like crap. ass****.
I was talking to my teacher on the phone the other day, because there was some important coursework that I forgot to pick up. It was all sorted out, so I said goodbye, she said goodbye, and, not wanting to appear rude, I decided not to hang up first. There was an awkward three seconds, where we both had no clue what to say, until I feebly said "I love you..." ... AWKWARD.
I just forced my finger right up my own a** for the first time. Seriously i did it to see what it feels like and it was quite nice but when i pulled my finger out it had a lump of s*** on it ! I smelt it and I wont be doing it again so it's ok now. thanks for listening.
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