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Would just like to say...GO PATRIOTS!!!
I'm sitting at a Rec center just came from a Dairy Queen and I've just noticed something.. No matter what you order you always get the sweets first. So then you gotta eat it befor it melts! By the time they hand you your actual meal, You're always too full to eat! Curses dairy queen.. curses.
Last night was the first time I ever fully pleasured myself without the use of a shower head or toys. I know it may be tmi and no one really cares, but it really feels like an accomplishment and I wanted to tell someone. It's also a very nice boost to my self esteem :)
Alright people..."Love" can't be the only thing you need to Muttr about! :P
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My boyfriend go in a fight at school he is suspended for 10 days. I have no way to contact him cause he got everything taken away. I dont really care about all of that. I just dont get why he did it. He knows how much trouble he would be in at home && how much we talked about him staying out of trouble. I feel betrayed && alone. I care about him so much and i dont want him to get hurt or anything ... read more
I'm sick and tired of feeling chubby. I try to diet, but I always break down and eat like a pig. I try to work out, but my willpower crumbles. It's frustrating. I'm 14. I should be thin and supple as a bird, not waddling around like some middle-aged mother of 4.
Is it possible to fall in love with someone you've met online but not in person? I chat to this girl all the time. We both have the same mental illness and i think we understand each other incredibly well -- well, at least she understands me. I'm worried that she won't or doesn't feel the same way.
I need someone to just hear me out... my boyfriend who no longer is my boyfriend because i decided to break up with him because he got kicked out of his house and has no where to go and has been going from house to house every nitee and he always ignores my calls and never txts me back andd idk what else to do so i broke up with im was that the right thing to do ?
Urgh...why cant you look at his flaws instead of mine...seriously nobody could work for 24/7 straight...ill kill myself if i have to do that and yet you still look at me like im some mistake
I hate World of Warcraft. Whenever my boyfriend agrees to do something with me, like watch a film/TV/cuddle or whatever, (definitely willingly, I don't pressure him into stuff like that), I always have to wait for him to tell his WoW buddies something. He has to do it "in character" so it takes so much longer than it could. It's such an annoying personality trait and he always makes me feel like the un ... read more
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