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If I had unprotected sex about 5 or 6 days ago and I'm expecting my period tomorrow, if I'm pregnant will my period still come?? & when should I take a test to find out if I am pregnant? HELP!!!
ok one thing i do not get about men, or about this one.. why do u hve to get dress up like new clothes new hat, jewerly and etc, and take your bike to go to ur work where there are girls tht (are gooooodlooking) tht u flirt all the time with and then wen we are together, shorts and a dirty shirt? like does anyone get tht? like when i leave ur house ... read more
I wish it wasn't so difficult for me to make friends. I can never join in conversations since 97% of the time it's not something I'm interested in. So I never feel like I fit in, so to speak. It's also hard to show how awesome I am in open areas. I consider myself a great friend, just socially awkward.
why is it that i love you? when you blame me for everything, its not my fault your not happy. You took a stand for what you believed held your true happiness, dont come telling me now that i drove you too it. cause i didn't, you knew what you were doing, when you were banging her and going to all the sleezy hotels, for goodness sake your a 35 year ... read more
Why do I have to put the toilet seat down every time? Either way, one of us has to move it. Why is it a given that your time is more valuable than mine? Maybe you shouldn't worry so much princess.
*singing* I dont wanna wait, for your dauughter to get olllderrr
Sorry I don't feel like being rejected today. Go lean on another patsy.
Damn girl, you come with mittens? Cuz you're hot.
If that's where you want to be, please make it easy for both you and me and just go over there and quit flirting with her behind my back. I know you want her, and it seems to me like I am a non-factor in your life, even through I am your girlfriend. There seems to be no separation between me and all your other female friends... if we are all on equ ... read more
This goes out to the douchebag who won $800.00 playing pool last sunday.Remember in March,you lied to me and said you would pay me and my mother what you owed me in child support? You can't say you don't have the money now.I know you'll just make up some lame excuse,like you always did before. That's just like you cuz you let me down my whole life. ... read more
Is it just me or are women forgetting to SHAVE OFF THEIR MOUSTACHES?! Who the hell told you ladies it was OK to have hair above your lip?
oh great! my kid is getting together with her friends and i'm stuck here waiting for her friends to get here, I'm not leaving her alone at the mall this is ticking me off. i'm bout to strangle her cause i got lots to do argghhhhhh.......
knowing you are out there with her and doing the things i wanted to do with you and above all you tell me what you do. what the heck are you thinking, dont you see how much you hurt me, if you didn't care about, just leave me alone i've told you i want to start dating and you come around with your jelaous attitude. you and i are no longer together ... read more
Every year I help my mom move back into her classroom, and every year its a billion boxes and books. seeing this makes me wonder why anyone would WANT to teach. You guys have no idea what you're getting into....
OK. Let's be clear about this. 3D is not new. It's actually rather old. It dominated filmmaking during the 1950s, often considered the "Golden Age" of 3D. If I hear one more person talk about how the technology is so new, I'm going to give them a 3D smack on the head.
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