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If I shut my window, Google is going to take away my Voice access! Already did it with two other accounts. Teases me with products I can't access outside the US.
you know you want me back, as much as i do, i just dont understand why you make a move and then you take it back. if you dont want me then why are you coming on to me and flirting, and the comments you make about me. make up your mind baby cakes, you know i'm not going to be around for long then, it maybe to late....
I just wanna say, I enjoy big tits on a small frame.
why the fuck to wives ask for help with shit that you have never done before and then bitch because it takes awhile.
If I have my earphones jammed in both ears, leave me the fuck alone; that's etiquette. But no, I'm the rude one for ignoring you, right? Nothing you have to say is important enough to disturb me in the middle of a Styx song, ESPECIALLY "Renegade". I will hit pause at the top of every hour to check in and receive instructions, so between those times ... read more
I don't get anal sex. When the pussy stop being enough?
If there is no pole-shift in 2012, the entire new age community, and it's millions of believers, are going to look really stupid. Atheism will suddenly have a whole lot of new followers. On the other hand, if there is a pole-shift, we're going to have floods and earthquakes galore! I hope you have a boat.
I'm not sure what to do yet? me and my boyfriend had unprotected sex on the 19th of august. I was expecting me period on the 25th but it hasn't came yet. I'm usually right on target with my periods. I'm having pain in my back and some cramps in my lower stomach but they are really light cramps and they only appear every now and then sometimes they ... read more
I'm standing here blow-drying my homework like an idiot because I know my teacher will not accept the excuse, "My laptop peed on my homework." Why the heck was there water under my laptop anyway!?
Apparently, i just need to chat is up facebook chat with everyone else but my own boyfriend... you know, since that's what he does... seems like he has time to hit everyone else up, but it skips his mind to hit me up, even on my phone... you can catch me on fb chat yall, holla if u see me, esp at wee hours of the night when i should be talking to m ... read more
slowly realising that i am totally hopeless at this relationship buisness but pretty good at sex apparently... so swings and roundabouts
I LOVE YOU. Your so blind, really. Who would do the things i do for you, if they didnt love you. Please realize soon, ive taken being in second place long enough, as i have to handle the fact that your my first, when im not yours. </3
So, there's this kid I really like and he likes me, too. I was going this chick's FaceBook and read picture comments from him saying "cute" and they were going to hang out with weekend when I was supposed to hang out with him. I asked him about and he said that she was just a friend and told me I was stalking him. I apologized to him and everything ... read more
Why must he lie about something so simple... unless he knows it is something he has no business doing. Should I turn my head and go on like I don't know, or should I take it as a red flag and run.
gotta be said, i did fudging AWESOME in my gcse's and god damn, you act like you love me, so for god sake LOVE ME ALREADY. Please, i need you.. like so much i cry myself to sleep everynight cos shes the one your thinking of, you say im awesome and were always so close, i wish i could kiss you, i bet if i did it would be the most amazing kiss ever ... read more
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