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So lets start by saying i hve my first pimple ever its HUGE and on my cheek... i hear putting toothpaste on iy will dry it out and make it smaller well... i woke up in the morning went to dunkin donuts, then to the liquor store for newports which they REFUSED to sell me because im 20 not 21 so i ream the guy a new ass**** then go to CVS ... i go home and brush my teeth and guess what idiot has toothpaste on th ... read more
Rude b****es are f***ing annoying.
Why will my mum stop replying to my texts when I try to start a conversation? I haven't seen her since my aunt's funeral in November and she didn't say a word to me while we were there. We texted each other on Christmas so I thought we were getting back on track but she won't carry on a conversation with me past two texts on her part. It's like she actually can't be bothered to text me and only replies because s ... read more
My sister is pissin me tha f*** off!!!!!! >:(
What if I was in trouble and needed help and you didn't answer my call just cuz you don't like talking on the phone. Suck it up
There was a bruise on her neck. She said it was a love bite, but it was from where she tried to hang herself.
Wow. I have got to get out of the hotel business. Sometimes no matter what you do, those damn bed bugs still get in. fml
Makes no f***ing sense that my mom is getting all cleaned up wearing pajamas with no bra or underwear "secretly" so that she can have sex with my dad if he gets back from a trip today when they f***ing hate each other and r getting a divorce!!!! Why is she doing that when they cant stand each other, they cant even be in the same room together!! What the hell!!!!
Society sure knows how to make people feel like complete trash just because they're college grads and can't find a job. I thought I would be happy to graduate, but I've never been more depressed in my entire life. I would love to go back to get a graduate degree, but I need to save some money, which is impossible to do without an income! f***!
The anniversary of the death of a loved one sucks :(
Don't you think it's a bit ridiculous that an uncountable number of years have passed, in which an unimaginable amount of events have occurred, all leading to you reading this very text?
Kusanagi53 Probably so, haha.
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