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Stop criticizing my driving! I'm not f***ing Dale Earnhart for going 50 in a 45. For god's sake, hop off my dick already.
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Been in Detroit for 5 hours now - delay delay delay. Found it the plane had too many mechanical problem to get us home. It's now 12:30 AM and, amazingly, another plane has landed will take us home. A miracle!
AHHHHH I CANT FIND A STINKN HOUSE OUT THERE IN THE INTERNET WITHOUT HAVIN TO SIGN UP FOR A 30 DAY MONTH THING!!SERIOUSLY ALL I NEED IS TO CHECK THE DARN HOUSES FOR RENT FOR 1 DAYA ND THERE ASKING ME TO SIGN UP FOR A 30 DAY TRIAL JUNK!!WAT;DO THEY EXPECT ME TO BE LOSING MY HOUSE EVRY 30 DAYS OR SUMTHING!!!GRRR I HATE THE INTERNET AND THERE DUMB REALTOR SIGN UP WEBSITES!
Frankly, I am sick and tired of Rhode Island drivers! Seriously, what is RI's license test? Have them drive in a straight line and then back and say "here's your license"? I think I am going to have to invest in one of those police car bumpers and start pushing people off the damn road. The next person to cut me off and then drive 10mph UNDER the speed limit, I am going full speed ahead up their a**!!!
You know what really annoys me. When people hurt one another intentionally...and think its okay because...read off the list of excuses, they're doing the "right" thing (intolerance), because of the money, because of the unquestioning loyalty (i was just taking orders). Because of ignorance. Same f*cking lowlifes every sphere of life. Same class of bullies- everywhere you go. Will things ever change, or mus ... read more
I got a speeding ticket today. I get it, speeding is against the law, cry me a river. The thing that really has me pissed off is the fact that I live in the "2nd most violent city in the United States" and the cops are hiding behind walls waiting for someone who is going 15mph over the speed limit. Don't you have better things to do? Actually, I will answer that for you. YES, YOU DO HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO. Car ... read more
I was drivin past route 1 the other day and i saw a liquor store attached to a Toys R Us...cuz that doesnt scream out, "cant stand your kids? Then come get wasted next door and forget you had any!"
Is tired of people complaining about the volcano. I know... nature can be such a nuisance!
How do you set up for mobile muttr? I just cant figure it out! plz help me!
I am so tired of all these assholes from ontario who don't know how to f***ing drive! Can you please move the f*** into the slow lane so people who actually have somewhere to be and something important to do can get where they're going?? Did they all take vacation during the same f***ing week? I'm all for tourist but come the f*** on! Move it or get off the damn road!!
Isnt it funny when you are stuck behind a slow a** driver and you really wish that you were in a rush to get somewhere so you have an exuse to fly by them and flip them off
Slip roads on to a motorway are give way junctions,YOU have to give way to mainsream traffic not the other way round ya f***in' morons!!!!!!!!!
Why do wankers put their fog lights on when it is raining,DOH....the clue is in the name dumb twats....FOG lights!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Have coach class airline seats gotten smaller to squish in more people than before? I was 'sardined in' on a flight from CA to MA; my computer bag fit only halfway under the seat so I had to put my feet on it. The guy in front of me was very tall (poor thing) so he had to put his seat back. So I flew for 4 1/2 hours in the fetal position. All I kept thinking about was to try to wiggle a bit to avoid deep vei ... read more
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