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I am so tired of all these assholes from ontario who don't know how to fucking drive! Can you please move the fuck into the slow lane so people who actually have somewhere to be and something important to do can get where they're going?? Did they all take vacation during the same fucking week? I'm a ... read more
isnt it funny when you are stuck behind a slow ass driver and you really wish that you were in a rush to get somewhere so you have an exuse to fly by them and flip them off
Slip roads on to a motorway are give way junctions,YOU have to give way to mainsream traffic not the other way round ya fuckin' morons!!!!!!!!!
why do wankers put their fog lights on when it is raining,DOH....the clue is in the name dumb twats....FOG lights!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Have coach class airline seats gotten smaller to squish in more people than before? I was 'sardined in' on a flight from CA to MA; my computer bag fit only halfway under the seat so I had to put my feet on it. The guy in front of me was very tall (poor thing) so he had to put his seat back. So I ... read more
I just realised how much cheaper it is to travel to the Czech Republic than Russia. Dammit, i picked the wrong eastern european language to learn.
Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
So I love the holiday season. You fight traffic all the way to the store only to fight for parking. Then, you fight with people over stupid hot ticket toys. Excuse me for not reading your mind when you put your eyes on it and claimed it as yours. I happened to pick it up first and had no clue it was ... read more
Guaranteed D-Bag behind the wheel everytime.Volvo wagon with Conn. platesRange Rover with Conn. plates
why must people honk their horn at student drivers when ever they're driving below the speed limit (not by much)'? youre making them more uncomfortable on the road... Pls dont do this if you see it yourself, just give them some room for improvment. An extra 5 minutes on the road wont kill you. read more
please stop parking next to my car. you must resist the temptation to park RIGHT next to the only car half a mile away from the entrance!
Sorry just doesn't cut it when you sneeze all over my face in the tube.
To all those that read and slowly walk during the morning rush hour, fuck off and get an audio book or something, stop making my journey longer than it already is.
WTF!!! Did Everyone forget how to drive over the weekend or something? Holy shit people! WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S A GREEEEN LIGHT!!! STOP FUCKING TEXTING!!! We've all seen leaves falling before!!! Jesus christ MOVE IT! Wtf, now the light is yellow... AND YOU'RE GOING NOW!!! You fuckstick... you j ... read more
Why the fuck do people come to a cross walk, press the button, then immediately cross the fucking road!!! Now... we're all stranded here at the fucking intersection while we wait for the crosswalk lights to stop telling NO ONE that it's ok to cross!!!
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