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I cant stand Kesha. Shes the worst singer and role model in Hollywood. She acts like a drunk skank in every interview I have seen. She pretends to be this famous celebrity that everyone loves, but really, everyone HATES you Kesha! You suck at singing! You suck at being halfway decent! You suck at life!
There is too much pain in my world, Too much heartache, Too much sadness. I feel my end has come. Things would have been wonderful if you hadn't thrown it all away. My time has come at last, No more sorrow or pain. tout le monde, tous mes amis Je vous aime, Je dois partir! C'Ya
I want durable things. I want a cell phone that's water resistant to 300 meters. I want a laptop I can drop from at least five feet onto solid concrete. Anything less, I consider dysfunctional, cheap garbage.
Girls who squirt are amazing!!!!
Everyone I'm attracted to is taken. Everyone I'm not attracted to is obsessed with me.
You are on my mind all the time, but am I ever on yours??? It really doesn't feel like it :/ Hate when mixed signals are thrown my way!
I think I'm ready to admit I have an addiction and do something about it.
5th place!you have got to be kidding we deserve atleast 2nd!hardwork for this,i guess we got to work twice as hard to impress them!we'll knock there socks off next time!
I've broken an impressive amount of hearts considering I'm a pretty shy person that doesn't really meet a lot of people. Happy Valentines Day!
I hate, hate, HATE my family. My brother is an ass****, my father is a fatfuck, and my mother is a total b****! NOW, 8'm banned from doing ANYTHING tonight JUST for being pissed at that s*** called kumon! Well, you know what? f*** YOU, family! I wish i was an orphan! May you die in a hole. Cockfags.
I don't know about you. You keep saying you love me. You keep getting hyper every time we're with eachother and seriously, It gets annoying. I can not stand you at times. But when we part our own ways, I feel sick. Its almost as if I need you, with me 24/7, but i really can't stand it! I want to say i... *LWORD* you too but I just can't. -SF.
I'm still in love with the boy who hurt me the most. He honestly broke my heart in more ways than i could have ever imagined. I am now fortunate enough to be with someone who loves me, and treats me the way i always dreamed of being treated. I wish i were in love with him, but i'm not.
I hate when people mope around and say their life sucks and complain to me when I've got it worse and there are a lot of other people who have it even worse. Count your blessings.
I am SO sick and tired of lazy, lazy people. It never fails that if you need something, anything, they always come up with flimsy excuses or just ignore you. Whenever they need anything they will ring your phone off the hook, though. They just take advantage of every person they know! Argh!!!!
I broke up with my girlfriend because we weren't right for each other but now I'm so lonely.
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