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To all those that read and slowly walk during the morning rush hour, f*** off and get an audio book or something, stop making my journey longer than it already is.
Why do Americans always add -ization to everything? De-nuclear-ization (what next)?
OMG! My stupid infection is back!! One day after I finish the medicine and it's back! Apparently having it for 3 or so weeks wasn't long enough...ahhhh!!!
I love my husband unconditionally. But, that doesn't mean I have to share this delicious tuna noodle casserole.
I want the war to end so bad i seen on youtube this soldier got shot off the army soldier that was sad I really dont like us. Ima trade the us for iraq and help them I hate this country and wouldnt serve this country.
As a kid I was told when I got older I'd be beating the girls off with a stick. Instead I'm just beating off my stick
99% of websites are of website developers advertising their services.
This year can't end soon enough. I'm ready for some stinkin' turkey, presents and some New Year's fun. Nuff school!
Why do we need to go through this. Why don't you take care of those that try to do the right thing? Or maybe you decided it's best for us to go through it. Or Satan is here are wreaking havoc and we have to go through it. I am sick to my stomach just like I was when I was being attacked before. OK, I never should have been involved, so part of me thinks I did deserve the havoc but also earned the good outco ... read more
Wow I hate this class so much that I don't want to do this project and would rather study for a test I have after Thanksgiving break! And, to add to that, we got an extension on the project so it's due on Monday instead of yesterday. :/
Just reading my facebook feed, and I quote... "Emma ****** is suffering from lady problems :( wish - i was a bloke :) x x x" What the f***! I don't really need to know that!
I wish the entire U.S. was a nudist colony. This way, I wouldn't have to pretend to be so nice to girls to get them to date me so I could get them in bed just to see what they look like naked. I'd rather know that they look horrible naked before wasting my time with them!
Our prison system, correction, education system is flawed because when we're teaching before the child has asked the question -- "How does that work? Why is it like that? What's happening here?" -- they are not aligned with hearing the answer. And so, the words go in one ear, and right out the other one. The information doesn't have any place to stick. The answer has to come after the question. And when the ... read more
You know it's bad when you have to drink in order to spend time with the family.
f*** inflation: i used to get $.50 for each tooth, my brothers now get $1.50..
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