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Tired of this life sucks phase, so instead of lost & broken, im lost & found =)
I want to tell you that i want to be watched so bad it's not funny, but i don't know what you'd do if i told you
There used to be a gas station down the road called Rebel Run. It was one of those kind of rundown country stations that also sell fried chicken, and there were Confederate flags all over the place. It was their whole theme. Gonna buy that sucker and make it new again. Someday...
If we lowered the speed limit 10 mph everywhere, it would save a lot of lives. Either accept this and squawk for lower speed limits, or admit that speed limits are a revenue-raising scam and increase them.
I would just like to say: f*** MY LIFE.
It took you 8 hours to text me back. Yet when we were on our date you couldn't wait to text back your friends. I know you asked me to have patience with you but what should I make of that?
Stop complaining, please. Stop blowing things out of proportion. Oh, and stop agreeing with me when I say 'Oh I hate it when someone does something like this: __________.', because I'm actually talking about YOU but you won't pick up on it!! Seriously? What. The. Hell.
My emotionally-restrained father came out in defence of my unaffectionate girlfriend. No surprise there. "Some people don't know how to show their feelings." You ain't kidding.
I want to post a muttr about how much I hate these two people and about all of the f***ed up things that they do to people, but I think they come on muttr and I don't want to chance the drama. f***! I wish I could expose them for the disgusting people they are, but they would try to ruin my life.
Decisions, decisions. This guy or that guy? This guy is smooth and I know he'd treat me well. But that guy is awesome, breath-taking, and hot as hell. Like my skills? ;D But seriously. HARD decision. :[
My mother is such a f***ing hypocrite. I know that deep down we can all be hypocritical, but she makes a living out of being one. She is upset that she found out her soon-to-be ex husband has joined a few dating sites and started looking around. My mother is a hypocrite because she has a facebook account, where she has been chatting with guys, stalking their profiles, telling me how 'hot' the guys are, etc. She' ... read more
I hate PMS. I know that I'm being an irrational b****, but there's not a whole lot I can do about it. When you get all defensive and ask to me control it just gets worse. I'm staying at home, eating lots of ice cream and watching movies. Please don't call.
I want durable things. I want a cell phone that's water resistant to 300 meters. I want a laptop I can drop from at least five feet onto solid concrete. Anything less, I consider dysfunctional, cheap garbage.
I think I'm going to get fired. So should I just go ahead and tell my boss where to stick it?
It's plain and clear to see that you're in love with me :]
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