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You know what makes me want to vomit? Getting visually assaulted by all these ugly a** fat chicks who, for whatever reason think that they are hot s*** and feel the need to post pictures of themselves in bikinis... it should be outlawed!
I heard vaginas are magic. Is there any truth to this?
I love muttr!!! I can't tell anyone else in the world I smoke rock before work!!!
I can't stand when old people listen to their damn voice mail over the speaker phone when you're in a restaurant... I mean, WTF? You been around that long and you STILL have NO common courtesy? Holy s***!
I like this girl, and I like her best friend too! I don't know which one to choose!! AHHHHH
Im a black man and i can honestly say im sick of you white people as a whole. Youre governments and corporations are all racist assholes who think they can control everyone and everything they can get their greedy fat a**es on. Some of you truly believe you are superior to blacks and other minorties in every way, f*** some of you want to exterminate us as a whole, similar to what Hitler did to the Jews in WWII a ... read more
Isnt it funny when you are stuck behind a slow a** driver and you really wish that you were in a rush to get somewhere so you have an exuse to fly by them and flip them off
Paper product etiquette 101: If you use the last of the roll, put a new roll on the spindle. Sophomore level: If you take the last spare roll to put on the spindle, put more spare rolls in the bathroom. Advanced placement: For crying out loud, do not put an empty roll back on the spare stand.
Alright... just because you have a dick doesn't mean every girl on earth wants you! So quit acting like your gods gift to women, because we see right through that dumb s***. Confidence is fine to a point, but when you pass that line, you just look like you're overcompensating for something. Also, quit trying so damn hard to impress us, you just come off as desperate and trust me, that is a HUGE turn-off. ... read more
GOD f***IN DAMMIT!!! I CANT BELIEVE THIS bulls***! s*** LIKE THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS TO ME!!!! f***!!!! there i vented...
In my world, everyones a pony, and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies!
I'm sick of all these whinners who have nothing good to muttr about, you're alone, you're girlfriend left you, you parents hate you. Nobody cares muttr something interesting I go on here everyday for some entertainment. Grow a pair!
Omg. I think i like someone more than ever. haha satan better love me now for breaking my sex rules. totally pointless. but f*** yeah!
Yea so i came back from college the other day only to find my bed filled with f***in cat s*** and piss...literally, a f***in weeks worth of s*** was on my f***in bed!!!! The f***ing cat used my god damn bed as a f***in litter box for a f***in week cuz someone forgot to leave the damn basement door open to the f***in litter box!!!! THAT f***ING CAT IS DEAD!!!
I hate waking up and going to college so today i just didnt
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