Most Laughed at Muttrs

I just want to announce to my family that Im gay, but I lack the testosterone to do it.

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says Anonymous  on 12/01/10 @ 11:16:36am in Love
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f*** you Justin Bieber, f*** you.

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says Anonymous  on 12/11/10 @ 05:34:02pm in People
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My parents are dumber than bread. The last few months (5-6 months) I have been using my fathers cellphone to buy stuff on a game. (1000 kroner each month. 6 kroner = 1 US Dollar) They found that out today... and I said I haven't been using his cellphone... and they belive that... Then my mother comes up with a stupid story about that my computer is bought by them, and stand in their name and email and stuff. ... read more

says Almo  on 12/24/10 @ 10:22:42pm in Miscellaneous
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Theres a rumor going around school that im a whore. I don't deny it. At least im getting attention, right?

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says Anonymous  on 01/31/11 @ 09:20:32pm in Intimacy
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Aren't Mac computers supposed to be fast? Thanks for nothing Steve Jobs!

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says Anonymous  on 02/23/11 @ 06:30:35pm in Technology
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I'm guy but sometimes I feel like a lost little girl.

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says Anonymous  on 04/13/11 @ 08:40:43am in Miscellaneous
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LMAO a homeless guy was holding a sign wich read SMILE IF YOU MASTERBATE i laughed a really loud weird laugh almost like how on that one episode of family guy when stewie griffin does that uncontrollable laugh, XD

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says Anonymous  on 04/20/11 @ 05:53:47am in Entertainment
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God spoke to me today. He said: Ashley, stop masturbating. I'll kill another kitten if you do. Love, Gawd. So I went and bought a big purple dildo and masturbated 10 times! Then my friend called and said her kitten suddenly died. OOOPS!

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says Anonymous  on 04/21/11 @ 03:17:26am in Intimacy
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What's with all the damn religious muttrs? Sounds like someone needs to get laid!

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says Anonymous  on 04/25/11 @ 11:19:46pm in Intimacy
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So i just talked to a guy who said "you should see my smile, you will be drawn to it. You will want to leave your boyfriend". And i said, "trust me, his smile is hard to beat. That was what got me falling for him in the first place. You can keep your smile and your cocky personality"

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says Anonymous  on 05/04/11 @ 11:45:27am in People
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Hey look, the pope's buddy is molesting boys and dealing in coke. If it weren't for religion I'd have NO clue where we got our source of morality.

says suthezcian  on 05/26/11 @ 09:08:33pm in Politics
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I think i masterbated to much because it dont really feel good no more

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says Anonymous  on 06/19/11 @ 03:41:34am in Intimacy
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There's a fine line between being someone's number one fan and being someone's number one stalker.

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says Anonymous  on 07/31/11 @ 02:52:09am in Miscellaneous
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Someone decided to draw a penis in the elevator at my workplace.. the best part is the idiot wrote his name right under the drawing.

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says Anonymous  on 08/25/11 @ 07:13:34am in Work
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Note to self.... never put anything in the microwave that has a twist tie on it... or you will get an explosion of flames... and a flaming meat wad that comes spewing out like a rocket with a pungent gasoline odor wafting through your kitchen area. RIP hamburger meat

says chicklet  on 08/29/11 @ 05:20:12pm in Miscellaneous
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