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Women are f***in crazy and most need a good slap in the face!!!
I know you'll probably hit the "you're an idiot" button on my muttr posts. I think you're an idiot for not being able to accept the truth of what I write. And I also know, you will push that "you're an idiot" button just because this offended you. And if you don't, you'll try to leave some smart a** comment instead, which highly amuses me, because, as I said, I think you're an idiot. Now what're you gonna do? Oo ... read more
Sorry, I don't care if you visit me. But I think you know that.
I don't want to be that annoying person who curses all the time. But sometimes, I just want to shut people up with a good, loud "#$@#%!" Unfortunately, I don't know how to pronounce that.
I hate how twilight comes between genders with a vengeance.
I've been throwing up all day and I have a fever yet I'm currently in the back of a limo on way to club. Alcohic or trooper?
So...basically, if someone tells you something, just assume they are lying because most people are just liars.
I wanna have hot steamy sex with the creator of this site!!! Thats right, SUCK THOSE TITTIES!
I was just sleeping and woke up when an earwig bit me on the face. I immediately jumped out of bed and turned the lights on - that's when I saw the f***er trying to run away. Enjoy your water grave, infidel.
I want a bisexual girl thats into bondage and all this kinky s*** who will have a 3some with me and god willing, another bisexual kinky a** chick. Is that so much to ask?
So we can't put on the radio but we have to put up with your singing? f*** you, ass****.
That's it. I gotta steal her from him. Normally, I would be totally against the idea but she's special.
Never try to pee in the gas tank of a Tesla.
Arrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh......aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! Whew,just have to screem (but everyone is sleeping)
Damn the internet makes it too easy for me to spend money i shouldnt be spending, although this dress is just so yummy.
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