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My fiance is so effing stupid! It's St. Patrick's day, and this moron, without a drop of Irish blood in him, feels its just a great friggen opportunity to get wasted on green booze. Well you know what!? I hope he wakes up with the worst hangover of his life and goes on to be miserable his whole effing day at work tomorrow, the stupid s*** bag. Oh, and no matter how much you work out honey, you'll never get fit, ... read more
I really want some right now!! UGH.
Blow jobs are the best thing in the world when done correctly. A girl who is not good at giving a blow*** is not attractive. Classes should really be held on how to do it properly.
WTF?! There is always one spot of my hair that is always greasy. I've tried all different types of shampoos and it goes away for a while but it always comes back! In the same spot! It pisses me off and makes me never wear my hair down.
I hate it when I eat Mexican food it comes out like a chemical spill
Screw this weather. One day it's over 60 outside, the next, SNOW! Damnit all!!!
I like a girl soo much but shes such a slut and doesnt give me the respect i deserve
Stop bitching about the rain. some people act like they have never seen rain before. GET OVER IT, the nice warmer will eventually come back.
Stupid boys he doesn't text unless he wants sex its just horrid i feel sick and god he's an idiot he says it'll be diffrent that he cares but he doesn't ughhhhh
I can't decide if I like f***ing women or being f***ed by men better. I'm glad I have enough self esteem to be able to enjoy both...sometimes both at the same time. Being a Bi Man is awesome baby!!
Got an assesment tomorow at 9 so i should be finishing that 2500 word essay instead i'm messing around on my computer thats not a good sign is it...owell its only a degree
Ever since i had ur child you want nothing to do with me, its like ur not interested in me anymore. you used to hold me every night and kiss me passionatly. its been 3 wekks since we've made love and now i'm having ur 3rd child seeing as the 2nd didnt live, i feel as though u will never love me as u did when we we're first married, its like u love ur drugs more than me and im just some person that u cuss at and ... read more
I love how fat you got, you stupid b****. I hope you have a heart attack because you are so unhealthy. Normally I wouldn't wish that upon anyone, but you are the most disgusting human on the planet. You treat people like s*** and you are insane. You refuse to help yourself in any way and you just blame everyone else for everything that is wrong in your life...that is why you have no friends and why you have to c ... read more
Don't you hate when you like someone A LOT and they turn out to be a total d-bag? Right... its retarded...many stars- miley cyrus, mitchel musso, stars like that.... it sucks on another note, i wish guys would stop chasin afta skirts and see the girl thats right in front of them. its ok to chase jeans too ;)
Is it just me or on American Idol, during elimination day, when all the contestants sing together, it seems as if they're lip syncing...seeing as it's a singing talent show, I find this quite disturbing...
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