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I just had a really weird dream... can't remember all of it... and it wasent scary...but for some reason.. I'm scared right now... First I was sleeping in my bed, then I was at a place... doing something...and I was totaly confused about what was going on... then I was at someones garden in my underwear and jacket carrying my ... quilt (that is what google translator says it's called atleast...)...seemed like i ... read more

says Almo  on 11/27/10 @ 09:47:20pm in Miscellaneous
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I'm so horny. Nobody move, I might f*** you.

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says Anonymous  on 01/01/11 @ 12:56:41pm in Intimacy
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Hey MuttrStaff, my name is Almoe. My car broke down on the intersection of Dwight and Washington. Anyway, so could you pick me up and drop me off at home. That would be really appreciated. Thx in advance. You guys are the best.

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says Anonymous  on 01/19/11 @ 12:54:04am in On the Road
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The double posting of my previous Muttr is proof my computer SUCKS.

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says Anonymous  on 02/23/11 @ 06:31:37pm in Technology
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I'm so horny, horny horny horny, soooooooooooooo horny, horny horny horny. :)

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says Anonymous  on 10/24/09 @ 09:28:28pm in Intimacy
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Just reading my facebook feed, and I quote... "Emma ****** is suffering from lady problems :( wish - i was a bloke :) x x x" What the f***! I don't really need to know that!

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says Anonymous  on 11/23/09 @ 12:55:39pm in Miscellaneous
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I wish the entire U.S. was a nudist colony. This way, I wouldn't have to pretend to be so nice to girls to get them to date me so I could get them in bed just to see what they look like naked. I'd rather know that they look horrible naked before wasting my time with them!

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says Anonymous  on 11/24/09 @ 11:04:50am in Intimacy
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I just love how rude and oblivious people can be... *let's go walk and stand in front of this guy so he can't see the damn movie shelf that he's been staring at clearly looking for something*... made me want to smack him in the back of the head and say you make a better door then a window jack***.

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says Anonymous  on 01/10/10 @ 03:06:48am in People
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I can't help it if I love ham sandwiches, man. I bring them to class all the time because they help me pay attention. Do you want me to starve?! Is that it!? I'm not too sure you'd want to mess with me bro....

says Obadiah  on 03/02/10 @ 10:57:46pm in Food
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WTF?!? Every single domain i look up is TAKEN!!! And they are all for sale for outrageous prices!

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says Anonymous  on 03/06/10 @ 01:17:32pm in Miscellaneous
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I had borrowed my dad's 05 Corvette today. I was pretty excited because he finally trusted me with his baby. I pulled up to a light and look over at this hot red head driving a BMW beside me. She's giving me this very.. sexual look which caught me off guard. Ive heard stories of women who simply love Vetts and well it was great til I called over to her and her look changed instantly. Next thing I know, some dude ... read more

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says Anonymous  on 03/12/10 @ 03:46:26pm in Intimacy
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I was drivin past route 1 the other day and i saw a liquor store attached to a Toys R Us...cuz that doesnt scream out, "cant stand your kids? Then come get wasted next door and forget you had any!"

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says Anonymous  on 05/09/10 @ 03:11:38pm in On the Road
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For the love of god, do NOT vote for Mary Ellen on Americas Got Talent.... PLEASE!!!! ITS KILLING ME!!!

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says Anonymous  on 08/03/10 @ 10:21:22pm in People
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Completely thought Cher was dead until I saw the commercial for her new movie Burlesque... I feel like an idiot. I fully understand all of the people voting up "You're an idiot"...

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says Anonymous  on 11/10/10 @ 06:11:58pm in People
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Bananas, why are you so delicious? As far as I'm concerned, you prove we come from monkeys. So good...

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says Anonymous  on 11/12/10 @ 08:08:15am in Food
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