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f*** you, really f*** you, there're some things you just don't do. You can't expect me to just take this, so f*** you! I don't need you anymore get out of my life!
I cant stand people who think they own the bloody halls in high school. its just like the road pick a bloody lane and stay in it, it is not that difficult!
I have only two hours to spend with you... And all day I get 'I can't wait to see you baby' -- yup I'm here and guess what he's glued to call of duty. Damnit!
I love how I go out with perfectly reasonable intentions of insulating my apartment windows, but instead come home with a miniature Christmas tree and cute gold and silver ornaments.
Guaranteed D-Bag behind the wheel everytime. Volvo wagon with Conn. plates Range Rover with Conn. plates
I hate being so tired my face hurts...
Is it bad when you let one rip so bad that it actually gags you?!
Why do I ALWAYS WAIT until the last minute to do s*** that needs to be done by tomorrow that is really suppose to take several hours to do?!
Dear Karebear, Words cannot describe how hurt and betrayed I feel right now. For the past 4 years I have been there for you. Always there when you needed help, always offered assistance when you needed it. Sometimes you took advantage of my offers and sometimes you didn't. Apparently you don't appreciate this. You don't appreciate me or the other people who have bent over backwards for you. You stood in f ... read more
I'm 25 years old, make more money than you, and have traveled the world. Still, I drink alone every night.
I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
Last night I came home and the boy I was with came in to meet my parents.... Stayed for awhile had a drink with us and ended up leaving before the snow got to bad... This morning I came down stairs the first thing dad says to me... "Sorry I couldn't talk to your boyfriend last night I was DRUNK." I LOVE my family... =) *btw they loved him. hahaha
I AM PISSED OFF AT PEOPLE POSTING BULL-s*** MUTTRS. That's what Twitter's for, you nit-wit c***-smugglers!
They say a woman knows instantly whether she's attracted to a guy. Then WHY does it take her three dates to say she just wants to be friends?
Why are new shoes uncomfortable? As a race, how many shoes have we made throughout history? You'd think we would have nipped this problem in the bud!
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