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Why don't people - who live in New England - know how to drive in RAIN??? Just drove from Mass to NY and it looked like there were alot of drivers afraid of water. I hate to tell them - SNOW could be happening soon so STAY OFF THE ROAD if you can't handle it!
Just because I'm pregnant, doesn't mean when I get angry it's hormones or a mood swing. Maybe you're just being a fucking twat.
I am getting so sick of seeing the "Celebration Penalty" being called in football. So pointless. It's a fucking highly energetic game, yet, when someone does something good they aren't allowed to celebrate? It really annoys the hell out of me to see an amazing play turn into a touchdown. Then the ref throws a flag because the guy was happy he just ... read more
Windows Live Messenger is shit.
Just reading my facebook feed, and I quote... "Emma ****** is suffering from lady problems :( wish - i was a bloke :) x x x" What the fuck! I don't really need to know that!
Ahh! FB is down. Thank the interweb gods for Muttr!
I wish the entire U.S. was a nudist colony. This way, I wouldn't have to pretend to be so nice to girls to get them to date me so I could get them in bed just to see what they look like naked. I'd rather know that they look horrible naked before wasting my time with them!
I love muttr!!! I can't tell anyone else in the world I smoke rock before work!!!
I can't stand when old people listen to their damn voice mail over the speaker phone when you're in a restaurant... I mean, WTF? You been around that long and you STILL have NO common courtesy? Holy shit!
I like this girl, and I like her best friend too! I don't know which one to choose!! AHHHHH
isnt it funny when you are stuck behind a slow ass driver and you really wish that you were in a rush to get somewhere so you have an exuse to fly by them and flip them off
GOD FUCKIN DAMMIT!!! I CANT BELIEVE THIS BULLSHIT! SHIT LIKE THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS TO ME!!!! FUCK!!!! there i vented...
I can't help it if I love ham sandwiches, man. I bring them to class all the time because they help me pay attention. Do you want me to starve?! Is that it!? I'm not too sure you'd want to mess with me bro....
WTF?!? Every single domain i look up is TAKEN!!! And they are all for sale for outrageous prices!
In my world, everyones a pony, and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies!
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