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WHY WOULD ANYBODY MAKE A f*** BLACK TACO?!?!?!?!?!?!?

says Obadiah  on 10/15/09 @ 09:57:45pm in Food
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Don't roll your eyes and tut when I ask you to move your shopping bag from a seat on the train. Selfish t***!

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says Anonymous  on 11/23/09 @ 12:42:50pm in Miscellaneous
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I DONT WANT TO GO TO THE MOVIES WITH YOU i just want to see new moon for free

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says Anonymous  on 11/27/09 @ 06:57:23pm in Entertainment
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Girls, if you cannot walk or dance properly in certain high heels, DON'T WEAR THEM! It is not attractive what so ever... it's actually a huge turn off watching you stumble over yourself. It's not even funny, I just feel sad for you.

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says Anonymous  on 01/16/10 @ 06:24:26pm in People
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Why the hell do black guys keep a damn comb stuck in their hair? It looks pretty stupid if you ask me...

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says Anonymous  on 02/15/10 @ 02:23:54pm in People
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Everyone just stop telling me how to do my job! i am your supervisor for a reason!!

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says Anonymous  on 02/17/10 @ 03:41:40pm in Work
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I hate the music they play when I am on hooooooooooold!!

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says Anonymous  on 03/08/10 @ 02:30:43pm in Technology
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I just had anal sex with my bf and my a** wont stop bleeding. Should i be concerned?

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says Anonymous  on 03/14/10 @ 03:30:59pm in Intimacy
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Ahhhhh! I just took the best s*** ever!

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says Anonymous  on 03/25/10 @ 02:13:06pm in Health
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All senior citizens should have life alert

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says Anonymous  on 03/30/10 @ 09:33:21am in Entertainment
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So I went to see a shrink today. He gave me a point. I agreed with him. Then he proceeded to elaborate on that same point, repeat it in multiple fashions, and generally beat it into the dust for the next hour. If I made that much money per session, I'd waste everybody else's time, too.

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says Anonymous  on 07/06/10 @ 11:19:31pm in Miscellaneous
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I'm standing here blow***-drying my homework like an idiot because I know my teacher will not accept the excuse, "My laptop peed on my homework." Why the heck was there water under my laptop anyway!?

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says Anonymous  on 08/25/10 @ 07:55:28pm in School
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What is up with my spam? Every stinking day I get at least 4 penis enlargement/Viagra/Cialis emails. I'm a woman, a** hats!

says Wo  on 11/07/10 @ 11:56:53am in Intimacy
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Damn girl. Things I want to do to you are illegal in some states.

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says Anonymous  on 11/10/10 @ 04:32:14am in Intimacy
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Wish there were an animal category....but seriously, the cat just spent 10 minutes licking my hand. Now shes drinking water. Felt like a scruffy guys beard only wet.

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says Anonymous  on 11/10/10 @ 12:31:10pm in Miscellaneous
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