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I can't stand it when people write "lol" or "LOL" when they're obviously not laughing out loud because what they just wrote isn't even laugh out loud funny!

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says Anonymous  on 10/24/09 @ 02:11:06am in People
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I hate watching porn and accidentally clicking on some 16-way anal piss fetish clip. Friggen boner-killer,

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says Anonymous  on 10/28/09 @ 04:38:08pm in Intimacy
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I love how girls blame all of their troubles on guys. First of all, you do NOT need a dude in your life to be happy... second, if you have problems over and over again, no, it's probably not that "guys suck a**!" it's because your more than likely a psychotic crazy b**** and guys don't feel like dealing with it.

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says Anonymous  on 11/21/09 @ 12:35:02am in Love
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I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

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says Anonymous  on 12/18/09 @ 12:12:35pm in School
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Heard a dancer teacher say the dumbest thing possible to a beginner class. "If I can do it, you can do it." ... No, point of fact, we can't. That's why we're in your class lady.

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says Anonymous  on 01/31/10 @ 03:56:03am in Miscellaneous
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I want to f*** a blond instead of a brunette for a change...

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says Anonymous  on 02/03/10 @ 02:06:26pm in Intimacy
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So, I asked for a couple inches. Yeah, yeah, I know.. but its always been a sore subject for me and being hopeful never hurt anyone. As luck would have it, I got exactly what I asked for. Woke up with 2 beautiful inches. Unfortunately, it was snow. I hit blackice and wrecked my car. Sad days :(

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says Anonymous  on 02/08/10 @ 06:59:43pm in Intimacy
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Ok so my mom litterly said, I'm as useless as t*** on a nun, lmao ! that makes me feel just loved Dx

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says Anonymous  on 03/14/10 @ 06:14:48pm in Family
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Guess I clicked the submitt button to many times... posted the same stuff 2 times :P so I edited this one xD

says Almo  on 11/29/10 @ 10:19:22am in Miscellaneous
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The only difference between a prostitute and a porn star is the camera.

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says Anonymous  on 01/24/11 @ 09:07:27am in Intimacy
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Mission Make Ex-Boyfriend Extremely Jealous was a complete success! I got all dressed up: short black dress, fishnets, and makeup (which I rarely do); then got a few of my very sexy female friends to go to a bar with me, where I knew he would be with his new gf. His jaw f***ing dropped, and he kept staring at me all night. Good thing his new lady didn't pick up on it. Hmm, wish you'd stuck it out now dontcha? ... read more

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says Anonymous  on 01/24/11 @ 10:24:43pm in Love
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There's a gay guy in the office who keeps looking at me. So I'm not gay but I think I might let him suck my dick.

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says Anonymous  on 06/10/11 @ 09:25:18am in Intimacy
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Sweetie I hate to be the one to break it to you but just because you are good looking does not mean you are good at everything else... Trust me. Looks only get you so far.

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says Anonymous  on 07/13/11 @ 02:08:28pm in Intimacy
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Don't get too full of yourself. If we're having sex and I ask you if you're done yet, that is another way of telling you I'm not enjoying it.

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says Anonymous  on 11/07/11 @ 11:53:38pm in Intimacy
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Https://twitter.com/#!/RnRpinkPrincess Looks like a man! LULZ!

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says Anonymous  on 12/29/11 @ 02:50:58am in People
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