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I just used the tube of preparation h thinking it was a tube of toothpaste... >_<

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says Anonymous  on 01/13/11 @ 10:36:15am in Health
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YOU SUCk IN BED! Sorry... i faked it..

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says Anonymous  on 08/01/11 @ 12:04:10am in Intimacy
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I hate going on facebook and realizing one of my friends removed me but can never figure out who it was...

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says Anonymous  on 01/27/10 @ 05:15:23pm in Friends
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I just tried to brush a hair off my laptop screen... with my cursor.

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says Anonymous  on 07/25/10 @ 08:37:50pm in Technology
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If I had a super power, id make it rain money. Dollars, not cents cuz cents would hurt unless i wanted to piss someone off then id make it rain pennies...Canadian pennies.

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says Anonymous  on 12/05/09 @ 03:18:07am in Money
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Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

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says Anonymous  on 12/16/09 @ 05:38:40pm in Family
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Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

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says Anonymous  on 12/17/09 @ 02:39:52pm in On the Road
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My boyfriend just had a pee inside me during sex, what a disgusting prick!

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says Anonymous  on 05/28/10 @ 01:14:24pm in Intimacy
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Is there any particular reason why McDonald's made a burrito hamburger?? Who the hell would do that bulls***? I'd rather drink a potato chip milkshake.

says Obadiah  on 03/04/10 @ 07:55:58pm in Food
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I know you are inviting me over for a sleepover because you want to bang. I want to bang you too, but after what we've been through I don't want to admit it. You are a sexy sexy mother f***er.

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says Anonymous  on 06/10/10 @ 11:20:55pm in Intimacy
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Oh my god I hear my parents OH MY GOD EW SOMEONE HELP WHAT THE f***

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says Anonymous  on 12/09/10 @ 12:31:35am in Intimacy
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Why is it that when girls drink they turn into lesbians?

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says Anonymous  on 12/12/10 @ 10:47:07pm in Intimacy
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Her: I can't believe I'm half naked. Me: No you're not. Her: Yes, I am. My top is off. Me: Yeah, but your bra is still on. You're more like a quarter naked... You are really bad at fractions.

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says Anonymous  on 12/21/10 @ 07:56:54am in Intimacy
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I think sesame seeds are dumb. I'm staring at my sandwich like really it doesn't taste any different. Wtf is the point?

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says Anonymous  on 09/30/09 @ 04:00:19pm in Miscellaneous
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WHY DID GOD CREATE US AND LET US LIVE ON EARTH AND DIE IN ORDER TO BE WITH HIM AT THE END OF THE DAY? WHY DIDN'T HE CREATE ANOTHER GODS LIKE HIMSELF AND THROW A PARTY INSTEAD?

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says Anonymous  on 10/17/09 @ 01:57:56am in Religion
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