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Damn these false fire alarms! Why so loud!?
THE MOVIE 'PRECIOUS' SUCKED AND WAS OVERRATED. Afterwards I wanted to look at pictures of Tyra Banks on the internet just to clear my head of Mo'Nique's nasty face.
Does anyone know a good revenge site? I want to send my x boss something in the mail..
Seriously, f*** you you whore. Sleeping with 30 plus guys and being only 22 years old makes you disgusting. I will not let you ruin a perfectly happy relationship with my boyfriend and I of almost 2 years. You WERE best friends, but you're disgusting, so f*** off of him. He's mine, not yours, get over it, before I come find you. =]
Talk about awkward. How do you think I felt when I found out my friends are gay? Ive known em since high school and no one told me they were a couple! Hell, they didnt even tell me they were 'seeing' each others a**es! I thought people meant they were best friends kinda close but woooah was I WAAAY off! You wanna know how a guy like me figured that one out? I went to the cafe with them at our college today and I ... read more
I hate people who text you, and you respond by texting them that "I don't have texting service, so please don't text me" and the text "ok". Those people should go DIE!!!
Jeez. I hate it when people decide to stand right by your work station and hold an hour long conversation. We never have time to work in the class to begin with, and now you disrupt everything with needless chatter! Yes, we know its raining outside...go sit down.
Dude I been waitin for somethin like this to show up since birth basically i am about to start using the hell out of this site!!!!!(From Beautiful Disaster)
If god didn't want us to jack off, why did he make it so easy and pleasurable?
You are a dirty, skanky whore. I hate you. Get over the fact that you're not friends with my boyfriend anymore. He thinks you're nasty anyway.
Stop calling me Peanut! I am not a gallery!
It may be just me but I think most of the people posting these on here are emotards.
Me throat hurts... hmm i wonder why ;)
Seriously girl, take a hint. Yes I had flirted with you a lot when we first met. You may be smoking hot but I've learned you have the worst personality of anyone I've ever met. I know now you have a boyfriend, of 3 years. You flat out lied about that to me. You would have cheated on him with me if I had let you, and you still continue to flirt with me even after I call you out on it? Nooo thank you. I may ... read more
Fantasies aside, how confusing is it to have your bi gf checking out another woman?
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