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I hate waking up and going to college so today i just didnt

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says Anonymous  on 03/24/10 @ 02:06:06am in School
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I swear to God I will pistol whip the next guy who says shenanigans

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says Anonymous  on 03/29/10 @ 11:42:00am in People
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My boss bitched me out yesterday so I was at work until 9pm after everyone left and I took a piss behind his book shelf with all his kids pictures and degrees on it. Enjoy the scent ass****!

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says Anonymous  on 03/31/10 @ 02:23:03pm in Work
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Sex=me aint getting any wtf!! im fit ffs, shag me you dirty whores

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says Anonymous  on 04/05/10 @ 06:38:07pm in Intimacy
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Why did Hitler commit suicide - he got his gas bill

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says Anonymous  on 04/05/10 @ 08:16:37pm in Entertainment
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My dog is HILARIOUS! If he gets stir crazy all I have to do is stand on the deck and throw the ball. He'll run down the 18 stairs or so and... cowboy: WHOOHOO! THROW THE BALL! YESSSSS!!!! : takes off like a shot : Gotta get down the stairs :OOMF!: That hurt! Oh! Where's the ball? THERE'S THE BALL! GOTTA GET THAT- ooh. : raises leg : Completes business : checks to make sure he didn't miss : -BALL! GET THE- ALRIGH ... read more

says Marie-Alex  on 04/09/10 @ 11:10:34am in Entertainment
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The more people I meet the more I like my dog!

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says Anonymous  on 04/21/10 @ 03:56:29pm in Family
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Don't you hate it when you decide to wear tight jeans, then when you eat, you feel like you're gonna explode!? Curse you food demons!!

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says Anonymous  on 04/25/10 @ 05:01:31pm in Food
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Ima go rub my nipples, feel my body, finger myself then orgasm, mmm fantastic

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says Anonymous  on 04/26/10 @ 05:52:01pm in Intimacy
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Someone from marketing just asked me if the company could buy one more Twitter account. Please give me a reason why I shouldn't respond, "I don't know if there's enough in the budget for that!"

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says Anonymous  on 05/28/10 @ 10:33:01am in Technology
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Pot can be used for baking or getting baked.

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says Anonymous  on 06/15/10 @ 01:21:43pm in Miscellaneous
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I love being naked yay nipples

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says Anonymous  on 07/06/10 @ 12:43:36pm in Miscellaneous
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Just put up a Facebook update showing off how big my new pay rise is, which if I understand right, is the male equivalent of showing off cleavage.

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says Anonymous  on 07/21/10 @ 10:56:34am in Intimacy
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I thought I was a master. Trapping the little fish. But in the end, it was the master that was baited.

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says Anonymous  on 08/02/10 @ 03:48:50pm in Intimacy
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I'm drunk and it feels soo good.

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says Anonymous  on 08/12/10 @ 06:13:58pm in Food
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