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Really!!? I never asked for random pictures of you posing with your shirt off and posing in your car and posing with a freakin water hose next to your truck! What is that? Please stop.

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says Anonymous  on 08/05/11 @ 10:21:14am in Love
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OMG! There was a homeless guy trying to break into my car to steal bottles!!!

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says Anonymous  on 10/22/09 @ 11:55:53am in Work
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Good News: I got home early from work Bad News: I was fired! F*** YOU Boss!!!

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says Anonymous  on 11/06/09 @ 01:21:35pm in Work
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How not to pick up girls: Part II Idiot2 was sighted throwing rocks at my window aprox 9:30pm when I refused to answer his text. Most people would realize: not answering is just a polite way of saying go f*** yourself.

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says Anonymous  on 11/11/09 @ 12:41:10am in Intimacy
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OMG!!!! WHAT TIME IS IT!!!! My clock wasn't even set right on my computer!!!! Ugh! I am SO late!!!!

says PCFixerGuy  on 11/03/09 @ 02:03:56pm in Technology
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I think it's wicked funny when you find girls you went to school with on porno sites hahahha

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says Anonymous  on 10/28/09 @ 06:37:40pm in Intimacy
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WHAT THE HELL THIS FAT GIRL KEEPS ASKING ME OUT I AM SO SICK OF IT! SHE PUTS HER FAT ARM AROUND MY NECK AND SAYS HEY BABY I JUST WANNA SHOVE HER OFF ME BUT I CANT CAUSE I WANNA GET WITH HER HOT OLDER SISTER!

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says Anonymous  on 11/10/09 @ 09:30:33pm in Miscellaneous
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f*** inflation: i used to get $.50 for each tooth, my brothers now get $1.50..

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says Anonymous  on 11/30/09 @ 05:27:57pm in Money
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I've gone braindead after watching all the "The Annoying Orrange" clips on youtube...

says Almo  on 12/02/10 @ 09:21:48pm in Miscellaneous
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Not to be racist or anything, but I f***ing hate black people.

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says Anonymous  on 09/22/11 @ 03:28:09pm in Miscellaneous
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As a kid I was told when I got older I'd be beating the girls off with a stick. Instead I'm just beating off my stick

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says Anonymous  on 11/14/09 @ 06:03:21pm in Miscellaneous
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I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

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says Anonymous  on 12/16/09 @ 02:57:51pm in People
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If guys had periods they would brag about how big their tampons are.

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says Anonymous  on 12/03/10 @ 07:01:09pm in Entertainment
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The muttr staff guy removed my last muttr :( I was testing the text limit, and there is one... :(

says Almo  on 12/21/10 @ 03:14:56pm in Miscellaneous
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Just applied for a WIC because im a single father with a kid. I got a friggin breast pump with a bunch of formula. WHAT THE f*** AM I GONNA DO WITH A BREAST PUMP?!?!

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says Anonymous  on 08/02/10 @ 06:31:43pm in Miscellaneous
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