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OMG! There was a homeless guy trying to break into my car to steal bottles!!!
Good News: I got home early from work Bad News: I was fired! F*** YOU Boss!!!
How not to pick up girls: Part II Idiot2 was sighted throwing rocks at my window aprox 9:30pm when I refused to answer his text. Most people would realize: not answering is just a polite way of saying go fuck yourself.
OMG!!!! WHAT TIME IS IT!!!! My clock wasn't even set right on my computer!!!! Ugh! I am SO late!!!!
WHAT THE HELL THIS FAT GIRL KEEPS ASKING ME OUT I AM SO SICK OF IT! SHE PUTS HER FAT ARM AROUND MY NECK AND SAYS HEY BABY I JUST WANNA SHOVE HER OFF ME BUT I CANT CAUSE I WANNA GET WITH HER HOT OLDER SISTER!
i think it's wicked funny when you find girls you went to school with on porno sites hahahha
As a kid I was told when I got older I'd be beating the girls off with a stick. Instead I'm just beating off my stick
fuck inflation: i used to get $.50 for each tooth, my brothers now get $1.50..
I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?
Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
I hate going on facebook and realizing one of my friends removed me but can never figure out who it was...
My boyfriend just had a pee inside me during sex, what a disgusting prick!
I can't stand it when people write "lol" or "LOL" when they're obviously not laughing out loud because what they just wrote isn't even laugh out loud funny!
I love how girls blame all of their troubles on guys. First of all, you do NOT need a dude in your life to be happy... second, if you have problems over and over again, no, it's probably not that "guys suck ass!" it's because your more than likely a psychotic crazy bitch and guys don't feel like dealing with it.
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