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OMG! There was a homeless guy trying to break into my car to steal bottles!!!

Posted by: Anonymous  on 10/22/09 @ 11:55:53am
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OMG!!!! WHAT TIME IS IT!!!! My clock wasn't even set right on my computer!!!! Ugh! I am SO late!!!!

Posted by: PCFixerGuy  on 11/03/09 @ 02:03:56pm
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Good News: I got home early from work
Bad News: I was fired!
F*** YOU Boss!!!

Posted by: Anonymous  on 11/06/09 @ 01:21:35pm
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WHAT THE HELL THIS FAT GIRL KEEPS ASKING ME OUT I AM SO SICK OF IT! SHE PUTS HER FAT ARM AROUND MY NECK AND SAYS HEY BABY I JUST WANNA SHOVE HER OFF ME BUT I CANT CAUSE I WANNA GET WITH HER HOT OLDER SISTER!

Posted by: Anonymous  on 11/10/09 @ 09:30:33pm
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How not to pick up girls: Part II
Idiot2 was sighted throwing rocks at my window aprox 9:30pm when I refused to answer his text.
Most people would realize: not answering is just a polite way of saying go fuck yourself.

Posted by: Anonymous  on 11/11/09 @ 12:41:10am
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i think it's wicked funny when you find girls you went to school with on porno sites hahahha

Posted by: Anonymous  on 10/28/09 @ 06:37:40pm
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fuck inflation: i used to get $.50 for each tooth, my brothers now get $1.50..

Posted by: Anonymous  on 11/30/09 @ 05:27:57pm
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I hate going on facebook and realizing one of my friends removed me but can never figure out who it was...

Posted by: Anonymous  on 01/27/10 @ 05:15:23pm
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I want to fuck a blond instead of a brunette for a change...

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Posted by: Anonymous  on 02/03/10 @ 02:06:26pm
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I can't stand it when people write "lol" or "LOL" when they're obviously not laughing out loud because what they just wrote isn't even laugh out loud funny!

Posted by: Anonymous  on 10/24/09 @ 02:11:06am
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As a kid I was told when I got older I'd be beating the girls off with a stick. Instead I'm just beating off my stick

Posted by: Anonymous  on 11/14/09 @ 06:03:21pm
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I love how girls blame all of their troubles on guys. First of all, you do NOT need a dude in your life to be happy... second, if you have problems over and over again, no, it's probably not that "guys suck ass!" it's because your more than likely a psychotic crazy bitch and guys don't feel like dea ... read more

Posted by: Anonymous  on 11/21/09 @ 12:35:02am
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I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

Posted by: Anonymous  on 12/16/09 @ 02:57:51pm
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Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

Posted by: Anonymous  on 12/16/09 @ 05:38:40pm
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Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

Posted by: Anonymous  on 12/17/09 @ 02:39:52pm
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