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I love your chubby cheeks & ur fat a**. Your obnoxious 12 year old sense of humor always has me laughing :) (or yelling) your the best cuddler in the world. You fart a lot and your really yucky sometimes but I wouldn't change a thing. Your my favorite <3
Well, it's October 18, 2009. And it's the first snow storm of the year here in Massachusetts. I am SO not looking forward to scraping this crap off my car... It better turn back over to rain soon! The Patriots are playing with inches of snow/ice on the field!!!
I dont understand why people are still watching the balloon boy.
Non capisco come abbia fatto ieri l'Inter ad aver vinto cinque a zero fuori casa!!!
One thing I don't mind about this cold weather.. When I wake up all cold I just roll over and curl up with the bf who's always so damn toasty :) guys always seem to have so much body heat. Bring it on winter! I've got lots of snuggling to do.
I dont get enough its so ennoying and im in a long term relationship it just sucks
I am so f***ing fed up with the religious spiritualist new age nut jobs who think the universe is some specially created place for their idiocy and that they are inherently the most special thing in the universe. These little f*** twats are devoid of any higher thought process, show an utter hatred for logic and they're all f***ing arrogant stupid little a** shits who need to f***ing die so we can get on with li ... read more
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Internet Explorer simply needs to f***ing DIE!!! Seriously, the coding is all whacked out of place all of the time... and now, when trying to connect to any website I have to basically close my eyes and cross my fingers, because half the damn time it doesn't even connect. This is f***ing ridiculous!!!!!
I love how everyone gets called an idiot on muttr.
This is the greatest maxim of our generation: THERE IS NO KNOWLEDGE THAT IS NOT POWER.
I think it's wicked funny when you find girls you went to school with on porno sites hahahha
Why don't people - who live in New England - know how to drive in RAIN??? Just drove from Mass to NY and it looked like there were alot of drivers afraid of water. I hate to tell them - SNOW could be happening soon so STAY OFF THE ROAD if you can't handle it!
Why can't i resist from sex!?!?!!
I hate when I take my new wart medication and my anus bleeds
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