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I didn't want any distractions while I worked on the hayride, but I couldn't say "no" when they asked me for a favor. So I spent two days building an obstacle course, plus my whole Sunday supervising it. Then that stupid black kid goes running on the balance beam, falls, I try to help him, he swings his head up and makes me bite all the way through my lip. Two days later, it's infected, full of puss an ... read more
My marriage isn't great, it's not horrible just quite depressing sometimes. I work with a man 15 years older than me who is also married. I have seen him nearly all day every work day for the last 2 years (which is far more than I have seen my husband). This man has become one of my closest friends. Last week he told me that he was in love with me, that I was all he could ever think about. He said he didn't want ... read more
So I'm sure you've all heard about the boy trapped in the hot air balloon? So My grandmother just forwarded this e-mail to me stating that the whooooole thing was a hoax!!!! WWWWWWWWWWWTTTTTTTTTTTFFFFFFFFFFFFFF?!?!?!?!? Dude LIED about his 6-year old being trapped in hot air balloon? News/Media stations drop thousands of dollars to get the footage of the balloon! Helicopters are deployed to assist and captu ... read more
WHAT THE HELL THIS FAT GIRL KEEPS ASKING ME OUT I AM SO SICK OF IT! SHE PUTS HER FAT ARM AROUND MY NECK AND SAYS HEY BABY I JUST WANNA SHOVE HER OFF ME BUT I CANT CAUSE I WANNA GET WITH HER HOT OLDER SISTER!
I have only two hours to spend with you... And all day I get 'I can't wait to see you baby' -- yup I'm here and guess what he's glued to call of duty. Damnit!
I just love how rude and oblivious people can be... *let's go walk and stand in front of this guy so he can't see the damn movie shelf that he's been staring at clearly looking for something*... made me want to smack him in the back of the head and say you make a better door then a window jack***.
Talk about awkward. How do you think I felt when I found out my friends are gay? Ive known em since high school and no one told me they were a couple! Hell, they didnt even tell me they were 'seeing' each others a**es! I thought people meant they were best friends kinda close but woooah was I WAAAY off! You wanna know how a guy like me figured that one out? I went to the cafe with them at our college today and I ... read more
I must admit, I did not write this but I thought it would be interesting enough to share. Barack Hussein Obama is the worst president in the history of our nation. His fall in popularity is epic, falling faster than nearly any president in the History of The United States of America. Never before have we seen the public react to a presidential election by rushing to the stores and buying ALL the guns and ammo, ... read more
I chewed out my brother for having 3 F's this semester. He says, "grades dont mean anything." @*@(#!(^ LIKE HELL! Good luck finding a job after failing out of high school you f***in dumb s***!
Could flat out do with a joint...
Everyone I'm attracted to is taken. Everyone I'm not attracted to is obsessed with me.
I've broken an impressive amount of hearts considering I'm a pretty shy person that doesn't really meet a lot of people. Happy Valentines Day!
Being anything but white in America is to be a second-class citizen.
I wish I didn't weigh so much and that my stomach was flat or at least small like most teens.
Okay, in regards to circumcision. I would like to make it clear that I am not trying to upset anyone, I am just going to post how I feel about it. I am a mom. I have a child, and am currently awaiting the gender results of my unborn one. I had always planned on getting my child circumcised if it were a boy. This year I've been seeing alot of grown men speak against it. With doing research, a valid point being ma ... read more
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