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Masturbating is amazing! every women should have a vibrator :)
I thought the person you love was never supposed to make you cry. So why am I always in tears?
Simple as that we'll ignore each other and never speak. I know your doing this on purpose. But why,what did i ever do to you??
What's with all the damn religious muttrs? Sounds like someone needs to get laid!
Montreal "Canadien's", including the fans might be the biggest most unsportsmanlike babies I've ever seen. I swear, the last time I've seen this much diving, acting, and crying was the World Cup!
I think my husband is a complete idiot.He make no sense in his day to day actions. We are struggling financially and this mother f***er is going through life like whatever. He goes to work late all the time, always meetings with Clients late. Its like he doesn't give a f*** how I think of him or how the world thinks of him. If he loses his job we are f***ed. But this whole time I'm trying to hold things down. Hes ... read more
Im in love with my guy friend. When we kiss and hug I get butterflies. My heart beats fast and goes crazy when we text and I sit by him. We look good together. I want to ask him to b my bf. Not shy with him just dont wanna get hurt if it dont work and lose an amazing great guy friend. Will ask him tho cuz I know we like each other
I am so over my relationship that ive been in for over a decade. He's emotionally abusive, and can't carry an interesting conversation at all. I met the most lovely man in my class, smart, sexy, going places in life, and he gave me the best sex of my life. I've been going out with him for 2 weeks and its amazing.... But i think he gave me a STD... i get tested tomorrow, but how do i tell my bf to get tested?
I thought you were asking me why I removed you from Facebook because you were just playing dumb and you knew why, you just wanted to hear it from me. Now I think you were asking because you knew there were a number of creepy things that you've done that you knew I could hear about...because I just heard. You have gone way too far. I don't know if I'd call the way you act stalking, but it's definitely setting ... read more
So .. my 8th grade dance is this friday and i got my dress and it's supeer pretty - but thing is my ex bf is gonna be there with his new beautiful gf. this should be interesting? fml.
I cut myself on my hips. no one bothers to notice
I'm a bisexual girl and I like my really good friend (who's gay) and I wanna tell her so bad, but I'm afraid of the outcome. I want her to feel the same, but she likes to be "unfaithful" and I don't want to do deal with that so I'm trying to stop liking her so it won't bother me, but it's hard especially when I see her everyday and she turns me on like crazy ! Ugh !
Why the f*** is Pepsi so flat these days?! less than 15 minutes after I open a can, it is FLAT!
Almost every single muttr post is about a lack of love in some form....
Can't concentrate at work. I think I have ADHD. Attention Deficit Hate my job Disorder.
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