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Okay i am a tomboy/ "one of the guys" girl, but recently i have been having feelings for a very nice and smart GOOD looking guy, AND THERE ARE SO MANY COMPLICATIONS! 1. He's convinced himself that he like another girl, and continues to flirt with me. 2. He likes smaller girls. And i am not talking in weight i am saying height. I AM 5'5" and thirteen years old. Granted he is 5'7", but... 3. AND this is the bigg ... read more
Muttrstaff guy... you got an email you use for this site or sometehing... or could you mail me at *Removed by Muttr Staff* or something....
Hey MuttrStaff, my name is Almoe. My car broke down on the intersection of Dwight and Washington. Anyway, so could you pick me up and drop me off at home. That would be really appreciated. Thx in advance. You guys are the best.
So i just started at this new job and there's a girl i'd like to get to know better, since i like what i see ;) i've seen her around a bit, i know she's new too but we are on different levels. i'd have to go out of my way to see her as there isn't really any work reason that requires me to interact with her. also i'm quite hesitant to make a move since it'd be quite obvious to all the other work mates that i'm i ... read more
I am so tired of people! Seems like all they want to do is screw over the people that help them. Some just come into your life, Make you think better of society and then just leave you high and dry. Then we have the ones you love, Well the bad news is that people just don't love anymore especially when you give everything you've got so try not to waste your time. f*** Society! f*** Love ! f*** Everybody !
Last night I had a really weird dream about opening up a restaurant with one of my crushes from high school. Our most frequent patrons were deer. Hmmm.
What is with fat ugly girls getting all the guys?? what is this world coming to? I'm only 113 pounds goddammit and I can't change that anytime soon
What's a food that I can eat that will help me gain weight in all the right places? (I have a really high metabolism and im really small)
I don't have the strength to leave you. That's why I need you to let me go. I know we'd both be happier.
Naw, I won't bother you. You're probably busy with your super duperly over-active life. HA! :P
Every time I try to go out with my friends, especially the female ones, my girlfriend flips a s***! Or she'll be really encouraging, and then freak out at me when I get home. And then she never wants to talk about it when I bring it up. It's really starting to drive me nuts. I need some serious advice. What do I do?????
I think I'm going to get fired. So should I just go ahead and tell my boss where to stick it?
I hate, hate, HATE my family. My brother is an ass****, my father is a fatfuck, and my mother is a total b****! NOW, 8'm banned from doing ANYTHING tonight JUST for being pissed at that s*** called kumon! Well, you know what? f*** YOU, family! I wish i was an orphan! May you die in a hole. Cockfags.
I feel like I'm being stalked.
I f***ing hate this house. I'm the ONLY one that cleans it. My mother USED to clean it, but then she got a job and was 'oh so tired' and 'just couldn't do it' anymore.... so now I'M the only one who does a family of 6 laundry, the dishes, sweep the floor, keep the bathrooms cleaned, and etc. I'm so sick of it! I'm not a maid yet if I don't keep this house clean NO ONE WILL! I didn't clean it for a week, just to ... read more
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